Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 20, 2012

You mess with Liō’s squirrel buddy, you mess with the squirrel’s brethren.

Never mess with the guy who’s got friends in strange places.

I knew by bully was nuts.

Lio got help from Rocky and his friends.

From little acorns a mighty oaf goes

LiObama unleashes the ACORN army!

Lio is a partisan of the Rodent Revolution! Down with the Bully! Down with all bullies! Viva, Lio!

Imagine if me mess with a fairy like me! You’ve seen what my friends (and my recently discovered sister) do to humans. We’re just as worst as hornets!

The latest rage: Angry Squirrels!

Nuts to you, bully!

Squirrels of the Acorn….

Lio’s comment to the bully: “NUTS TO YOU!!”

Say hello to my little friends……….

What do you mean, YOUR birdfeeder?

We used to have alot of squirrels in my neighborhood, but then the feral cats started moving in, and that was the end of it

Fairies have their own dialect, they dont often speak English,on the other hand they are fluent in Gaelic,or wait, those are Faeries

Are those the squirrels from “Mutts?”

A trick right out of “West Side Story.”

I threw some peanuts on the patio last Sunday and after the squirrels and jays snatched them up the BIG squirrel came up to the window and started to knock on the glass door with his claws then started body slamming the screen door. I put another handfull out fearing the little bastard would bring his friends back en-masse to take up residence in my attic. Very Hitchcockian.

When (if) I finish my book, people will have a different view of fairies.

Attack!!!

Never annoy a squirry. Now I’m off to find Night-Gaunt49’s Goth lady.

Poncho from Pooch Cafe should be very worried

Braveheart Lio, Braveheart