Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 13, 2012

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    Gives new meaning to cash and carry.

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    Oops, he’s got a backlog of cash. Hope he’s not flying anywhere for the holidays, good luck explaining that cavity search.

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    In a couple of weeks, he will be getting stuffed (to eat).

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    Hasn’t earned any interest or capital gain, but Wall Street hasn’t lost his capital.

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    PICTO  over 11 years ago

    When I was first married my wife cooked a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner with the most delicious stuffing. I asked her if it was an old family recipe. I was told that, after she got the feathers off the turkey, she noticed it was full so she just cooked it that way. Happy Thanksgiving Day everybody, the brain bleach cocktails are on the sideboard.

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    substantial inchestments

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    lightenup Premium Member over 11 years ago

    If you want some money, just give him a squeeze.

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    What do they expect from a turkey?

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