A pirate was being interviewed about his battle wounds.Yar, I lost me leg in a battle in Port Royal. I got me hook in a duel with a British soldier. How did you come by the eye patch? the reporter asked. Arg, I was scanning the sky when a seagull crapped in me eye and I used the wrong hand to wipe it out.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
Now you’re really screwed.
James Hopkins over 11 years ago
Next time use your good hand
clucky over 11 years ago
Gruesom !
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Shouldn’t the hook have a bloody eyeball on it?
BrookFan over 11 years ago
A pirate was being interviewed about his battle wounds.Yar, I lost me leg in a battle in Port Royal. I got me hook in a duel with a British soldier. How did you come by the eye patch? the reporter asked. Arg, I was scanning the sky when a seagull crapped in me eye and I used the wrong hand to wipe it out.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
And he missed the fly.