Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 20, 2014
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February 21, 2014
Transcript:
Man: When I started this place, I thought it would be easy to compete against elves! After all, dwarves live underground, breathe soot and forge hot iron! We're as though as nails! But it turned out that dwarves are susceptible to a ton of dessert-related illnesses. You know how embarrassing it is to find out you have no natural defense against snickerdoodles?
chizzel about 10 years ago
The local iron workers union will be commin down on ’em
sbchamp about 10 years ago
“Keeblerized!”
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
Hey, who does?
danketaz Premium Member about 10 years ago
try hitting them with dwarfbread.
knight1192a about 10 years ago
A natural defense against snickerdoodles is an allergy to sugar that sadly prevents you from having them. I’ll stick with no defense against them.
The Rolling Cat about 10 years ago
It’s not only dwarves who can fall prey to “dessert-related illnesses”; anyone can, if you eat enough of them. So the only “natural defense” is to avoid, or at least limit them.