Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 25, 2012

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Ralston: Look at these job offers: anvil retailer...tnt distributor...noose factory? Why are these the only kind of clients I attract? Bixby: People like to see nerds get beat up. Ralston: But I'm classy! Who's getting all the classy gigs? Bixby: You don't wanna know. Captain Victory: Tonight on Masterpiece Theater: "The Magnificient Ambersons:. Hey, I think we fought the Hulk together once! Good times...