Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 28, 1997
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Adam: Merry Christmas from the Burch family. We now have two in college, although they're quite upset that they can't go to the upscale, snooty colleges some of their friends are attending. They don't seem to remember their four-year philosophy that high school should be a pleasurable experience...consisting of nothing but food, phones and socializing.