The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 25, 2012

Um, Ma, that’s because it works better…

The antimacassars say it best, “It’s Filthy!”I’ll bet she took the Gas-X back too, because:(1) her room at The Home was too quiet, and:(2) people could tell that she had BO.She only bathes once a week to save money on soap and where do you think Joy learned the “rinse out the blouse or bra” trick?

Yea the vacuum gets heavy to push when the bag gets full. How dirty does one room get anyway>

Finally, an easy Find-It.

Because it REALLY SUCKS….that’s why!

The first time I used my Dyson, I thought I had vacuumed up the cat. I live with a cat and his two dogs. I measure the vacuum in units of possum. i.e. I got up two and half possums worth of #@@%^ from the rug today, Dear.

After cleaning the HEPA filter a few times you will go back to a disposable filter type of vacuum.

On the TV screen, it looks like the vacuum cleaner is going after the cat… ! ! ! .And joy is sporting her BGwOF today…….! ! !

Dyson, Ma?

Ma! There is an easy fix.. pull the plug and the bag will fill much more slowly.

I too was horrified to see how much dirt etc. the Dyson got up from seemingly clean carpets! I’m surprised these people clean at all. AND the gbwof’s must be getting kinda worn by now, what with all the rubbing along the side areas!

Is it Dyson that sucks up a bowling ball?

I agree that for most areas hardwood and tiles are a better choice. I have gradually replaced most of mine- still some to go.