Pat Oliphant for December 14, 2009
December 09, 2009
December 15, 2009
Transcript:
Sponsors: Not that we would want to annoy or upset you, sir... We got million riding on you, Moses! How long we gotta do this, Moses? Do we have to follow you round for 40 years? We're ruined! How long, Moses... F'God's sake? Have we finished wandering yet, Moses? Woman: Hey, hey, Moses, baby. Punk: Big deal - I give up golf all the time. And so it came to pass that he went off unto the wilderness for an indefinite period of time, followed anxiously by hapless sponsors...
OmqR-IV.0 over 14 years ago
rotfl ! Ex-cel-lent! This is wayyy better than Horsey’s, biblical too. It’s astouding just how much the golfing world owes Tiger Woods. While he was away with an injury, it meant up to 50% dip in revenues. Just incredible.
(oh man, just read Punk’s comment)
d_legendary1 over 14 years ago
For those of you who enjoy watching other people play cards:
The Monopoly Tournament League is accepting participants for its major tourney, the Penny Bags Open.
Its crunch time as the Hop Scotch Professional Association season is ending and some people will be on the outside looking in.
The Major Paper, Rock, Scissors League has a new champion for the 2009 season and will be spending her off season improving her skills in Disney Land!
Wonder when Yahtzee’s gonna capitalize on the professional players circuit?
OmqR-IV.0 over 14 years ago
^ I remember Mad Magazine usually satirised these sports with Tiddlywinks championships. Back then I thought no such thing existed. I was, of course, wrong.
d_legendary1 over 14 years ago
As Jorge Rodriguez says on his show, I don’t watch other men play games.
Motivemagus over 14 years ago
43-Man Squamish!
Magnaut over 14 years ago
put your stick down and part the waters…..you too can become president it’s happened before
Dtroutma over 14 years ago
He walks on water hazards? Of course Bush got us into sand traps, and that’s more newsworthy, but hey, its a distraction for the masses.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Jesus and Moses were playing golf…
… etc. etc. etc…
“No, he thinks he’s Tiger Woods!”
OmqR-IV.0 over 14 years ago
^ Ha!