Ken: Tiger’s father Earl Woods, a retired United States Army lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of mixed African American, Chinese and Native American ancestry. His wife Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand, is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. This makes Woods himself one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch. (after Wikipedia) So, yes, he is Asian!
Too bad for Woods. He lost his chance at a Congressional Medal of Honor because of all his antics. I guess papa kept too tight a rein on him?? Just goes to show that some people can’t handle fame and fortune. I’m looking forward to his first golf game.
kennethcwarren64 over 14 years ago
Woods is Asian?
Please let this story die.
TrulyBluely876 over 14 years ago
Very funny but a bit cheesey too. Nobody can “let” this story die, except Tiger Woods himself.
Thank you Mr. Kelley.
ididnotinhale over 14 years ago
What is woods reaching for with his right? Perhaps hiding the claws like he has on the other?
Motivemagus over 14 years ago
Ken: Tiger’s father Earl Woods, a retired United States Army lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of mixed African American, Chinese and Native American ancestry. His wife Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand, is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. This makes Woods himself one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch. (after Wikipedia) So, yes, he is Asian!
parkersinthehouse over 14 years ago
something on which we agree Doc
tasteless, cheap, racist, sexist
i’m more than disappointed in kelly
d_legendary1 over 14 years ago
Funny, but let it die already!
NoFearPup over 14 years ago
Here’s a neat trick…Ask Oldlego if he remembers who balloon-boy was.
hastynote Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sometimes a pun is just a pun! Enjoy it!!
MurphyHerself over 14 years ago
Too bad for Woods. He lost his chance at a Congressional Medal of Honor because of all his antics. I guess papa kept too tight a rein on him?? Just goes to show that some people can’t handle fame and fortune. I’m looking forward to his first golf game.
CorosiveFrog Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sooky Rottweiler says; Omygosh, motive. That sounds like my old friend Mutt’s pedigree!