Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. Sheik Yerbouti

    Sheik Yerbouti said, about 21 hours ago

    Now’s not the time to go into the water hazard to retrieve your golf ball.

  2. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, about 21 hours ago

    Brewster’s first clue that something was terribly amiss…

  3. Radish

    RadishGenius_badge said, about 21 hours ago

    That’s a very long golf club.

  4. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, about 21 hours ago

    It’s a very long ball retriever, Radish.

  5. captainedd

    captainedd said, about 20 hours ago

    That’s a long time to be looking at a dead body…

  6. magnamax

    magnamax said, about 20 hours ago

    Forget the flippin’ ball retriever. LOOK OUT FOR THE MONSTER!

  7. cdward

    cdward said, about 18 hours ago

    That water trap is a killer.

  8. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, about 18 hours ago

    Forget all that. Where’s the porta-potty?

  9. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 15 hours ago

    Now you gotta drag that thing the rest of the way around the course.

  10. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, about 14 hours ago

    When’s Hollywood going to release this?

  11. treBsdrawkcaB

    treBsdrawkcaB said, about 13 hours ago

    I think that the water is a little stagnant. It’s growing things…

  12. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, about 13 hours ago

    so THAT’S why we have to keep calling the tow truck for all those abandoned cars in the parking lot

  13. tcayer

    tcayer said, about 12 hours ago

    I play with a guy who hits his ball up the fairway, then walks up the side through the rough looking for lost balls. We played in Myrtle Beach once, and he did that and I came upon a sign. I told him “You might want to read this” and it said: “Beware of alligators! Do NOT go into the rough!”

  14. rw1h

    rw1h said, about 11 hours ago

    I remember playing a round of golf in the Wilmington NC area. At one of the greens a fox would stay lurking in the weeds until a golf ball would come rolling onto the green. If nobody was around, he would jump out, grab the ball, and take off with his “prize”. If someone could have located his den, I’m sure he would’ve uncovered a lifetime supply of golf balls………

  15. prfesser

    prfesser said, about 11 hours ago

    You gotta have balls-a-plenty to play that course.

  16. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, about 10 hours ago

    C.H.U.D.

    nice, dumping in the lake again…