Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 16, 2016
Transcript:
Abby's dad: Okay, so the other team's coach has a Scottish accent... the match isn't won or lost by the sound of the coach's voice. Voice: Kin ya git a wee bit o' tha' lead out o' yer knickers?! Father: Omigosh! Their fans have accents! Abby's dad: Okay, we're sunk.
Aw, the poor yuppie lawyer scum has to wait for a table. I feel so bad for him.