Citizen Dog by Mark O'Hare

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    Fishing for votes?

    (Sorry, but it’s early here.)

  2. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Yeah, it’s late here, and all I’ve got is the same fishy jokes I used yesterday…. Next!

  3. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Well, it does appear that he’s trying to reel them in.


    Good Morning, cleo, sugar, Fellow Baby & the rest of the CD gang!

  4. StelBel

    StelBel GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    and @WoodEye
    and @Citizen GROG!


    Valiant tries, all of you! The truth is….there are NO original, fresh “fishy jokes”! NONE! They’re all used up!


    And …there are no new election jokes for here, either. It’s all been done! From a couple of months ago, some reruns:



    and featuring Ralph Nader:


    (…at least it gives me a chance to submit these again — they both took a lot of time to do!)

  5. StelBel

    StelBel GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @ JP Steve


    Here’s your replacement card:

    Don’t lose it!

  6. StelBel

    StelBel GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    (Attention, CDers!!


    Today is the last day that replacement membership cards will be available free of charge. Thereafter, there will be a nominal fee attached. The office will be open until 5 pm eastern.)

  7. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Stel ol’ Bel, you are a real card!
    one off handed comment and we have people standing in line for CD cards.
    btw, I wonder if anyone noticed that you have different, sequential numbers for each card issued.
    I must say, well done!
    now, if a congressional investigation asks me if I am now or have ever been a member of the CD gang, I will have to answer in the affirmative (or for my own safety and reputation, I might just plead the fifth)

  8. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Dry, hey, we were both wrong…..didn’t see one troll (well, except for me!) in yesterday’s CD….since we all usually gang up on them, maybe now when a troll happens across this comment section, they slink away looking for more attractive and receptive trolling grounds (leaving a slime of troll goo trailing behind them)

  9. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Happy Happy happy!…..I am genuinely glad you are happy happy happy….can’t be a gloomy Gus for long, it’s bad for your health.
    still envy where you live, and would love to live there, but it doesn’t seem financially feasible (unless I hold up a bank—)
    I am now in the process of decision making. House hunting in the non-desert areas of Arizona, notably the Prescott or Overgaard areas where there is change of season, which I’ve grown accustomed to in my old age. I can’t believe I am actually considering leaving the shadows of the Indy racetrack that I have lived near for sixty plus years but , there comes a time……..

  10. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    hey Stel, you ever try to hold up a bank?
    you can, but not for long; you wouldn’t believe how heavy they are

  11. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    hm, I don’t suppose that innocent comment would conjure up an image of Fergus holding up a bank, figuratively or literally…..
    nah. that could NEVER happen.

  12. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    StelBel, those jokes were canned to maintain freshness.

  13. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @nighthawks

    You are right – there comes a time. I was born and lived all my life in California and now we just moved to Idaho. We thought about Prescott at one time as so many have – really growing. Be sure to consider the water situation there – some places are running out.

  14. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The problem with politicians is that they carp about this countries problems but they behave like a fish out of water when it comes to solving them.

  15. Dry and Dusty

    Dry and Dusty GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Good morning Fellow Baby, cleo, sugie and all the fish out of water gathered here today! (I know, that made no sense! Oh well!)

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