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Apr 1, 2006
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Man: On this special day, a few words for the most forward-thinking generation in the history of the universe: "retirement planning." Irving + Cathy: Aack! Don't say "retirement"!! Man: "Dried up social security". Irving: Don't say "social security"! Cathy: Don't say "dried-up"! Man: "Bungled 401-K's". Irving + Cathy: Don't want to talk about it! Don't want to hear about it! Man: "squandered nest eggs." "looted IRA's." "bursting real estate bubble." Irving + Cathy: Ick!! Man: "daylight saving's time." Irving + Cathy: Don't say "saving's"! We're sick of lectures on "savings"! Man: Most forward-thinking. Least happy about setting their financial clocks ahead. Irving: We're still #1! Cathy: Can we deduct our lattes?
Apr 3, 2006
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