Candorville by Darrin Bell


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  1. Swalb%515

    Swalb%515 said, 11 months ago

    That can go a lot of different ways, but this is a family strip, so never mind. !!

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, 11 months ago

    Hey, watch your language, Lamont, sure she’s got a nice butt, but…

  3. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    To get all our minds out of the gutter, or away from orbiting Uranus, I had the same thought, at least for the moon. I was convinced I would be able to live on a moon colony by now.

  4. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago


    Yeah, I’m with you on every point.
    Bell was after cheap laughs, but he didn’t need to phrase it like that to get the poignancy.
    C’mon, USA, get back into space and build a space station like 2001:A Space Odyssey!
    I promise I will pay to come visit while I am on my way to the Moon.

  5. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 11 months ago

    At my age, the G’s will probably kill me and if not, the zero-G nausea will. I had a heck of an experience flying into Baghdad in 05!

  6. Jkiss

    Jkiss GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    And you still could be…….

  7. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, 11 months ago

    Ah, reading Candorville is getting my daily eyeball-sanding fix. But hope springs eternal . . . at least, he was awarded his son.

  8. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, 11 months ago

    BTW, I’m glad I’ve never had to fly to the moon, or Uranus, or anything else off this blue marble.

  9. halvincobbes

    halvincobbes GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Orbiting Uranus? What an assh***

  10. drickard

    drickard GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    You’ll have to climb out of your navel, Big L, before you can get as far as Uranus

  11. yoda1234

    yoda1234 said, 11 months ago

    That’s good, Lemont, because she’s been trying FOREVER to get you to orbit her…. nah, I can’t go through with it… far too easy…..


    RWJAMES said, 11 months ago

    So did she, Lemont, so did she.

  13. Hectoruno

    Hectoruno said, 11 months ago


    My thoughts exactly but you phrased it so much better than I was planning to. He should be orbiting her _____by now.

  14. ViscountNiklos

    ViscountNiklos said, 11 months ago

    Mr. Bell could have gone with Jupiter or Mars but he had to go with Uranus… mmm mmm mmm

  15. Senex

    Senex said, 11 months ago

    Just staring at Venus…

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