Candorville by Darrin Bell

Candorville

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  1. Swalb%515

    Swalb%515 said, almost 3 years ago

    That can go a lot of different ways, but this is a family strip, so never mind. !!

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 3 years ago

    Hey, watch your language, Lamont, sure she’s got a nice butt, but…

  3. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    To get all our minds out of the gutter, or away from orbiting Uranus, I had the same thought, at least for the moon. I was convinced I would be able to live on a moon colony by now.

  4. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, almost 3 years ago

    @jeffc42

    Yeah, I’m with you on every point.
    Bell was after cheap laughs, but he didn’t need to phrase it like that to get the poignancy.
    C’mon, USA, get back into space and build a space station like 2001:A Space Odyssey!
    I promise I will pay to come visit while I am on my way to the Moon.

  5. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, almost 3 years ago

    At my age, the G’s will probably kill me and if not, the zero-G nausea will. I had a heck of an experience flying into Baghdad in 05!

  6. Jkiss

    Jkiss GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    And you still could be…….

  7. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, almost 3 years ago

    Ah, reading Candorville is getting my daily eyeball-sanding fix. But hope springs eternal . . . at least, he was awarded his son.

  8. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, almost 3 years ago

    BTW, I’m glad I’ve never had to fly to the moon, or Uranus, or anything else off this blue marble.

  9. drickard

    drickard GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    You’ll have to climb out of your navel, Big L, before you can get as far as Uranus

  10. yoda1234

    yoda1234 said, almost 3 years ago

    That’s good, Lemont, because she’s been trying FOREVER to get you to orbit her…. nah, I can’t go through with it… far too easy…..

  11. Hectoruno

    Hectoruno said, almost 3 years ago

    My thoughts exactly but you phrased it so much better than I was planning to. He should be orbiting her _____by now.

  12. ViscountNiklos

    ViscountNiklos said, almost 3 years ago

    Mr. Bell could have gone with Jupiter or Mars but he had to go with Uranus… mmm mmm mmm

  13. Tom from NC

    Tom from NC GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    cheap thrill to use Uranus.

    Lamont could attend Space Camp, he could volunteer for the flight to Mars, he could come out of the clouds and realize that he could be visiting the stars all the time with Susan.

  14. Louatwork

    Louatwork said, almost 3 years ago

    Dude…I think if you just asked her nicely…

  15. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Orbiting Uranus wiping out Klingons?

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