Candorville by Darrin Bell

Candorville

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  1. Obelisque

    Obelisque said, over 1 year ago

    Put it another way!

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Every Homer needs a Marge.

  3. Agent54

    Agent54 said, over 1 year ago

    To quote Sheldon – "(s)he is horny "

  4. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    So you’re going to dump the girl you almost had for some pie in the sky nothing ?

  5. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Susan, if you don’t help him out, no matter how much you want him to say the words, he won’t ever get the words out.

  6. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Low T?

  7. SavannahJack

    SavannahJack said, over 1 year ago

    What he is trying to say, Susan, is “Me so hoahny. Me love you longtime.”

  8. Lovecraft

    Lovecraft said, over 1 year ago

    Oh, we’re getting somewhere…

  9. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, over 1 year ago

    She’s probably afraid he’ll start riding a wolf with Dr. Noodle if she tells him what he means.

  10. kerb berk

    kerb berk GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    After panel four, panel five should be “Let’s play Doctor”?

  11. msowards

    msowards said, over 1 year ago

    Come on Lemont, grow a pair and just say what you want.

  12. prrdh

    prrdh said, over 1 year ago

    I think he’s channeling a Tamarian.

  13. DDS029

    DDS029 said, over 1 year ago

    He probably wants her to ask a friend of her’s for a date.

  14. mvw

    mvw said, over 1 year ago

    @msowards

    Asking Lemont to grow a pair is like asking Congress to do something that makes sense.

  15. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, over 1 year ago

    @rvernon

    “Now that you mention it, she hasn’t acted like she wants him ever since he flipped out, has she?”

    It’s my opinion that she still wants him, but she’s learned that he flips out easily. As I recall, he flipped out last time because she was flirting with Dick Fink in order to make Lemont jealous. Or maybe it was about getting custody of Lionel.

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