Candorville by Darrin Bell

Candorville

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  1. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, 8 months ago

    I’m not sure if it’s God, but a voice comes to me in the night and says, “You really should get up and pee.”
    And God help me if I don’t obey.

  2. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, 8 months ago

    @Gary McSpook

    It is Poseidon, in his rôle as God of Rivers, Streams, and Floods.

  3. redbaronss

    redbaronss said, 8 months ago

    Thanks for the laugh! Good one!

  4. Ryan

    Ryan said, 8 months ago

    Hey, C-Dog was just being honest

  5. Agingstoner

    Agingstoner said, 8 months ago

    @Gary McSpook

    That’s not God, that is your enlarged prostate.

  6. Obelisque

    Obelisque said, 8 months ago

    Clyde stands by his values – you have to respect that!

  7. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, 8 months ago

    He’s as bright as Lemont is, too – just follows his own path.

  8. rvernon

    rvernon said, 8 months ago

    @Gokie5

    That’s how I’ve always seen him. I saw a panel discussion once where Darrin Bell said Clyde’s a rorschach test: depending on what you bring to it, you either see him as the the world’s dumbest person, or the world’s most sarcastic person. I’ve always seen him as the latter (which is how he said he’s written).

  9. Obelisque

    Obelisque said, 8 months ago

    @rvernon

    So what you’re saying is he’s Lemont, only he’s doing it better.

  10. rvernon

    rvernon said, 8 months ago

    @Obelisque

    I hadn’t thought of that. Maybe that explains why they’re friends? Flip sides of the same coin.

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