Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, 9 months ago

    Mom should be proud to have such a responsible, organized son.

  2. Flashold

    Flashold said, 9 months ago

    Sorry Calvin, it didn’t work.

  3. ORMouseworks

    ORMouseworks said, 9 months ago

    Curses! Foiled Again! ;)

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 9 months ago

    Mom, where is the nuclear densometer that dad uses at work?

  5. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, 9 months ago


    Good thinking on your feet, but not quite good enough. Lucky you didn’t get sent to bed with a
    warm bottom and no supper!

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    Uh-oh, Calvin is catching on. So is his Mother. She needs to be quicker and to child proof the dangerous things.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago


    No supper is a stupid idea. At this formative age nourishment in key to mental development. Starving him would lower his IQ points.

  8. bluskies

    bluskies said, 9 months ago


    You may be right. but just how do you child-proof Calvin from Calvin?

  9. TXPAScot

    TXPAScot said, 9 months ago


  10. dzw3030

    dzw3030 said, 9 months ago

    @Horse Rider

    It’s a feminist plot {angry extremists} against all men, especially those old enough to know about brick bats.

  11. westny77

    westny77 said, 9 months ago

    Calvin dude your Mom is not stupid. A word of advice Mom you better lock theses items and hide the key. If you keep a gun in the house get rid of it. I like Calvin but he can be a handful.

  12. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, 9 months ago

    “Does this dress make me look fat?”
    Another example, kid

  13. Joshua

    Joshua said, 9 months ago


    There’s no guns. A strip a couple of years in had his dad mentioning that he doesn’t own any guns.

  14. Poollady

    Poollady said, 9 months ago

    Extension cords, saw blades, rat poison…………………if it wasn’t Mom Hobbes would’ve been the voice of reason……………I hope!

  15. dflak

    dflak said, 9 months ago

    Mom, where do we keep the fire extinguisher?

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