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1. 

   Margueritem said, 6 months ago

   He does have Hobbes…

2. 

   Yukoner said, 6 months ago

   Probably not, at least not of Susie’s species.

3. 

   cleokaya said, 6 months ago

   No…but I do have bug butter.

4. 

   allyheartz said, 6 months ago

   It’s okay, Calvin enjoys creeping people out.

5. 

   Joe Minotaur said, 6 months ago

   Is that smooth or chunky bug butter?

6. 

   gimmickgenius said, 6 months ago

   Probably Vegemite for real!

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   Tabby Lynn said, 6 months ago

   so this just seem appropriate.

   greesy grimy goffer guts
   mulated monkey meat
   birdies litle dirty feet
   frenched fried eye balls swimming in a pool of bload and me without a spoon.

   so yes probley a lot of typeos i cant spell. sorry but i got the song out there. :)

8. 

   pouncingtiger said, 6 months ago

   And to drink, bug juice.

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   RHoney said, 6 months ago

   EEEWWWWWWwwwwwww……

   gross grosss gross groosss, gross, gross, grosss!!!

   U dirty li’ll Menace!

   .. But i love ya like hell!
   ^_^

   P.S and Hobbes… am obsessed to him! :D

10. 

    baslim_the_begger said, 6 months ago

    Suzie should just spit on it!
    That would cure that!

11. 

    wolfbyte36 said, 6 months ago

    And to think i’m eating a candy bar right now trying hard not to laugh, hee hee!

12. 

    Ivy0730 said, 6 months ago

    Yeeech!mean Calvin! Thank god I read this after my meal.

13. 

    calvindino said, 6 months ago

    My mom is unhappy today coz I have no appetite. I wanted to blame Calvin. Now I think I will add tabbylynn to the list.
    Love that description of gooey paste.

14. 

    jml58 said, 6 months ago

    One. Lio.

15. 

    Leonardeuler said, 6 months ago

    I thought Calvin was a vegetarian, but alas for you Susie.

16. 

    JonD17 said, 6 months ago

    Tabbylynn, not to be critical, but you are going to have to do something about that spelling issue if you want to be a teacher as yopu have staed in the past.

17. 

    Richard said, 6 months ago

    Grossing Susie out is Lord Calvin’s biggie.

18. 

    TheSkulker said, 6 months ago

    charliesommers says:
    The Slim-fast ads are a real pain, I have poor eyesight and love to use click to enlarge
    so I can read the words in the balloons easier. Unfortunately the right panels are
    obscured by the add totally covering some of the words at times, there also is a
    problem returning to normal view because you can only click on the add.

    
    
    • Just hold the CTRL key down and press the “+” key to enlarge. Repeat as necessary.
      Press CTRL- to reduce.
    
    
    • 0505 PDT [1205z]
    
    

19. 

    Huntermoon said, 6 months ago

    Tabbylynn, I learned the last line as “That’s what we had for lunch and I had to eat it with a straw.”

20. 

    Macushlalondra said, 6 months ago

    Disgusting! Susie you’d better move your seat. Though I’m sure he’s lying, the image alone made me sick to my stomach.

21. 

    PTui2 said, 6 months ago

    You have to be certain to mash them up really good, else they “wiggle and jiggle and tickle inside you” all the way down.

22. 

    comicgirl1000 said, 6 months ago

    he has hobbs

23. 

    greyghost83 said, 6 months ago

    you’re the one sitting with him, Susie. Sheesh.

24. 

    Carmy said, 6 months ago

    Uh thanks Tabby, cuz you know, bug butter just wasn’t gross enough.

25. 

    Leonardeuler said, 6 months ago

    Tabbylynn, don’t worry too much about that spelling. Mine is even worse (quote by Calvin).

26. 

    ♠Lonewolf♠ said, 6 months ago

    Now is a good time to start that diet.

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    Stuart Gathman said, 6 months ago

    When I was Calvin’s age, we sang this song at lunch:

    Scab sandwich, puss on top,
    monkey doo and camel snot,
    special patent chicken poo,
    yummy! yummy! good for you!
    5 delicious flavors too!

    There were variations that included “vitamins and minerals too”.

28. 

    Lazarus Long said, 6 months ago

    Yummmmm! Lickin’ good. Reminds me of C-Rations and MREs.

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    txmystic said, 6 months ago

    His fantasy world, including Hobbes, is a rich tapestry of artistic wonder…reality, including “friends”, will never be able to compete, Susie…

    …oooh, and there’s bug butter, too…

    mmmmmmmmmmm…….buuuuuuuug buuutttteeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr……

30. 

    Goodquestion said, 6 months ago

    Thanks Skulker, I did not know that trick.
    How about some butter flies? They are free.

31. 

    bald 716 said, 6 months ago

    wow i haven’t had bug butter sammiches in forever

32. 

    musicnut1986 said, 6 months ago

    Move over Billy Mays, here comes Calvin. I see a TV pitchman in the making. Calvin is showing he can pitch any old craap with a cheesy grin.

33. 

    Gweedo Murray said, 6 months ago

    charliesommers, you might try AdBlock + (free download) also, to help with the ads. Press F11 to get the whole page for the comic. Sometimes the comic enlarges a little. Press F11 again to get back to normal screen. I found that sometimes, on a different page, the F11 function is ignored and I have to back up to a previous page for it to work again.

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    JanCinVV said, 6 months ago

    Tabbylynn
    I learned it a little bit different:
    Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
    Munchy crunchy parakeet,
    Mutilated monkey meat.
    Bowls and bowls of badly beaten beaver brain
    And I forgot my spoon.

35. 

    DigitalFrog said, 6 months ago

    Musicnut - either that or McDonalds, “Do you want flies with that?”

36. 

    Wildmustang1262 said, 6 months ago

    No thanks but you can eat your bug sandwish anyway.

37. 

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 6 months ago

    This is really starting to bug me!

38. 

    grazer said, 6 months ago

    Perhaps Calvin means well but is simply misunderstood by Susie….and Hobbes….and his mom….and dad….and Miss Wormwood….and everybody else in the world.

39. 

    Coffee-Turtle said, 6 months ago

    No…except for a tiger. What else does a little boy need?

    (but good point, Suzy)

40. 

    AZPrairiedog said, 6 months ago

    Little girls of course…lol!!!

41. 

    Ushindi said, 6 months ago

    I’m your friend, Calvin! Hell, I ate snails in France - bug butter might be good also (needs plenty of garlic, I imagine)

42. 

    StradMan37 said, 6 months ago

    The strip IS Calvin And Hobbes.

    Pay attention, Suzy-Wuzie…

    And, go ahead & take a bite of Cal’s Bug Sammich - MMMMMM - sooo much protein!

43. 

    Shikamoo said, 6 months ago

    Tabb Don’t worry about the spelling. If JonD17 can type, “if you want to be a teacher as yopu have staed in the past” you can write that poem on the board and tell the class that this is what they’ll eat for lunch if they make any comments about your spelling- especially if they can’t spell either! ;)

44. 

    Shikamoo said, 6 months ago

    Tabbylynn and Stuart- are you running a contest to gross us out? Because, (urp!), it’s working…

45. 

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 6 months ago

    Susie - tell Calvin his lunch is abominable…. suggest locusts beetles and grasshoppers instead. Better protein content!

46. 

    Silverpearl said, 6 months ago

    Reminds me of sardines mixed with mayo on saltines. Yum.

47. 

    aidan2 said, 6 months ago

    eww!

48. 

    aidan2 said, 6 months ago

    why does he swat flies anyway?

49. 

    mrprongs said, 6 months ago

    Bug juice goes great with bug butter.

50. 

    Tabby Lynn said, 6 months ago

    Shikamoo MB thank you for what you said. my spelling is none of his concern. i got that little song from my friend who got if off of a kids movie. we would stand in the lunch line last year and sing that song. i love it. I am not trying to gross anybody out…… okay well maybe a little. lol