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   Yukoner said, over 4 years ago

   Way to go Calvin. Build Dad’s trust!
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   margueritem said, over 4 years ago

   I wouldn’t trust you either, Calvin
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   si_rat said, over 4 years ago

   Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man – living in the sky – who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ‘til the end of time! ..But He loves you. written by George Carlin
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   wndrwrthg said, over 4 years ago

   Wise to your ways he is, oh grasshopper.
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   SaintRCat said, over 4 years ago

   @si_rat

   Yeah, it’s funny what conclusions people can jump to when they only pay attention to 0.1% of the Bible without reading the rest. Can’t be helped that they have no attention span.
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   Ro said, over 4 years ago

   i wouldnt trust him either..wonder what it was tho..
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   JDG said, over 4 years ago

   Did this suggest a bible lesson?
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   LX013 said, over 4 years ago

   Grasshopper, maybug, cockroach or worm.
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   Cameron1958 said, over 4 years ago

   maybug’s have more resistance to radiation than cockroaches but look at dad’s face in the last panel!
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    Doctor Toon said, over 4 years ago

    si_rat - You’re a day late. The religious discussion was yesterday. However, Dad doesn’t seem to have much ‘faith’ in Calvin to give him a nice surprise, does he?
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    Carmy said, over 4 years ago

    Oh Calvin, you are adorable, but I’m glad I’ve got girls and no boys. My girls are terrified of creepy crawly things. The down side to that is that they make me catch (or kill) the intruders. I once put playtex gloves on to grab a lizard. It was still really nasty.
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    Calvinator said, over 4 years ago

    I’m goign to try that on a few folks in the office today… “Open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ll give you a big surprise!”
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    DesultoryPhillipic said, over 4 years ago

    Even money George Carlin changed his mind on the last day of his life. Most sane people do.
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    LX013 said, over 4 years ago

    Dad looks a little bit sad in the last picture. He had not expect, his son would do such a joke to him!
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    Cornelius16 said, over 4 years ago

    the sad thing with surprises is that, sometime we end up surprising ourselves instead of others.
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