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1. 

   Margueritem said, 11 months ago

   And a base hit for Calvin.

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   Gweedo Murray said, 11 months ago

   That’s the kind of answer I wanted to give…

3. 

   Margueritem said, 11 months ago

   Gweedo: Great minds think alike.

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   attyush said, 11 months ago

   Emily post would have loved to take up this challenge

5. 

   Optimystic said, 11 months ago

   Mom has no appreciation for the fine art of comedy.

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   grazer said, 11 months ago

   I’m just dying to hear what strike three might of been.

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   Gweedo Murray said, 11 months ago

   grazer says:

   “I’m just dying to hear what strike three might of been.”
   ​
   Not if you were in his seat.

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   Gweedo Murray said, 11 months ago

   Yea Marg. I just bought the 4GB memory card and 9$ case w/NMH batteries and charger.

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   wndrwrthg said, 11 months ago

   I notice dad is mercifully absent during this episode.

10. 

    cgrl78 said, 11 months ago

    I kinda’ miss those days when my boys were that age. LOL

11. 

    LX013 said, 11 months ago

    My grandson is in this age now!Everything is fine, what you are not alloued to do!

12. 

    jrs111456 said, 11 months ago

    Hey Gweedo, If I had struck out I would not have been in my seat for at least a week.LOL

13. 

    Dutchboy1 said, 11 months ago

    Calvin should’ve said ‘Clean-up in isle 3’. ;))

14. 

    Ray C said, 11 months ago

    From late yesterday:
    4deerinmyyard says:
    “Tiger, tiger, cutting Zs
    In fancy’s forest, where the breeze
    Wafts scent of cookies chocolate–
    Thus in your sleep you talk a lot.”
    Wow! Applause!!

15. 

    mnd0829 said, 11 months ago

    RayC: I’m glad you posted the poem, it was a good one!

16. 

    TexasProudCowgirl said, 11 months ago

    Mothers have no sense of humor… Of course, every child in the world knows to fear that look in the 4th panel…

17. 

    cartwrights said, 11 months ago

    One of my all-time favorites. This one always has me rolling on the floor!

18. 

    Hellbo said, 11 months ago

    Ohhhh I remember those days…
    This strip reminds me to my mom, the “3 strikes” phrase is so like she!!

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    JonD17 said, 11 months ago

    Yes Ray C; thank you for bringing that forward. C & H always seems to stroke our creative side, but several people outdid themelves with th Kiplingesque poetry. I think yesterdays strip will become one of my favorites.

20. 

    JonD17 said, 11 months ago

    though……. it is pretty hard to beat “must be a barge coming through”!!!

21. 

    Allan Claus said, 11 months ago

    excuse me for my rudeness
    it was not very smart
    but, had it come out the other end,
    it would have been a …

22. 

    luvfun said, 11 months ago

    My husbands not that age..but he still does things like these to tick me off!!n even at stike 3..theres not much i can do except duck under d table n hide my face!!:P

23. 

    chromosome said, 11 months ago

    One of my favorite C & H of all times!

24. 

    h2oman said, 11 months ago

    Looks like Calvin’s eyes were about to pop out, hard to tell if the odor was as intense as the volume. I also think Calvin has experienced strike three before.

25. 

    Jay_Dallas said, 11 months ago

    Or my brother’s and my favorite:
    “Good Grub!”

26. 

    jwojr003 said, 11 months ago

    grandslam !

27. 

    Michele Eby said, 11 months ago

    This is one of my absolute FAVORITE C&H comics.

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    Carl Grossman said, 11 months ago

    my answer was and still is “Bring it up again and we will vote on it.” and I am way passed 50 - my wife’s response is much like Calvin’s mom.

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    pranay7and14 said, 11 months ago

    I would sat next “wow,never thought I’d blow this whole place away!”

30. 

    aerwalt said, 11 months ago

    What did you expect Madam?
    Chimes?

31. 

    Marderofski said, 11 months ago

    Actually that’s probably the exact response I would give… although maybe not at a fancy dinner of any kind… but since they’re eating what looks like “gruel” or “protein”, I think i’d be safe.

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    Tabby Lynn said, 11 months ago

    i love this one. i would not have pushed it to strike three either. i love the way he looks when he says excuse me. i think it is great. my fav

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    Gweedo Murray said, 11 months ago

    jrs111456 says:

    “Hey Gweedo, If I had struck out I would not have been in my seat for at least a week.LOL”
    ​
    Aaahh… a fellow resident of Tender Seat Street.
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    Carl GrossmanPro says:

    “my answer was and still is “Bring it up again and we will vote on it.” and I am way passed 50 - my wife’s response is much like Calvin’s mom.”
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    Carl ? I think the name pretty much says it all. ;-o

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    cwok1975 said, 11 months ago

    I’ve always loved this one. I was right there w/him when I was a kid. Belch humor is like toilet humor: they try to convince us guys when we’re 5 that it isn’t funny, and it’s STILL funny 30 years later. -Cwok1975

35. 

    jackofstories said, 11 months ago

    Definitely the best Calvin and Hobbes strip ever.

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    wkelley85 said, 11 months ago

    if Calvin’s mom got to three,I think Calvin would zone out into Spaceman Spiff.”We join our hero who is in a battle on the far off distant planet,Zion-6,as he is battling the evil “mom lady”.

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    countoftowergrove said, 11 months ago

    “Must be a barge coming through!” has been at the ready whenever I’ve had a large public belch for over twenty years when this strip was first published.

38. 

    bmonk said, 11 months ago

    Yeh, this was a good one, but I still think I prefer the ones on Valentine Day with Suzie, or the ones where you can see where Calvin got his je ne se quoi (is that right?) from both Mom and Dad. Like the one where He is explaining about color photos, or the one where She is trying to find Hobbes at night by calling to him.

39. 

    Yukoner said, 11 months ago

    How about, “Mom, be thankful it came out this end!”

40. 

    johnkirubai said, 11 months ago

    lolz … i love calvin .

41. 

    Geraint Jones said, 11 months ago

    Usually in a situation like this I often say “More tea Vicar?”

42. 

    davidbee_m said, 11 months ago

    Sounds like my mom!
    lol