Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 11 hours ago

    Planning to move away I see.

  2. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, about 11 hours ago

    Calvin, I’m not sure she’d be interested…

  3. ZetaRomeo

    ZetaRomeo said, about 11 hours ago

    Back to Mars, then, is it, Calvin?

  4. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, about 11 hours ago

    Just iron out the details later.

  5. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, about 11 hours ago

    There’s not enough of THOSE people to warrant running away, Calvin.

  6. Pacejv

    Pacejv said, about 11 hours ago

    Cross that bridge and you could be in Jersey!

  7. MontanaLady

    MontanaLady said, about 11 hours ago

    But……………Spaceman Spiff could live off his cunning abilities………………..and a food replicator!

  8. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, about 10 hours ago

    Hobbes, the voice of reason.

  9. pineapplehoney

    pineapplehoney said, about 10 hours ago

    The brave and strong Spaceman Spiff doesn’t need his mom to come millions of miles to cook for him….
    He can survive on Martians and other Space Delicacies

  10. ejcapulet

    ejcapulet said, about 10 hours ago

    Doesn’t that mean Calvin is rotten too? Uh, never mind.

  11. Deanna175

    Deanna175 said, about 9 hours ago

    Still mad at your mom for making you go to school.

  12. LX013

    LX013 said, about 9 hours ago

    I think too, she is not interested!

  13. thebird55

    thebird55 said, about 9 hours ago

    I guess the hardware store declined his credit card.

  14. bigCandHfan

    bigCandHfan said, about 8 hours ago

    Hi All…writing after a long time.

    yes that will be quite a commute Hobbes!!

    I am ready to offer travel services to mom. million miles=millions of dollars :)

  15. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, about 8 hours ago

    But Mom is a lousy cook!
    Unless she makes him some stewed monkey heads.

  16. jrbj

    jrbj said, about 6 hours ago

    Move to Alaska, Calvin, and live off the land. It’s the only clean and honest way to live.

  17. grazer

    grazer said, about 5 hours ago

    To a six year old, a million miles is equivalent to walking one block and back two times.

  18. APPLESCRUFF

    APPLESCRUFF said, about 5 hours ago

    Is this the build up Calvin saying that “People Are Scum”?!

  19. agpeter

    agpeter said, about 3 hours ago

    Spoken like a true introvert. Be prepared, Calvin… you are not all that easy to live with, you know!

  20. greywolfdog

    greywolfdog said, about 3 hours ago

    One can only wish this was true :P but it is not.

    http://toonfed.deviantart.com/art/calvin-and-hobbes-the-movie-156742786

  21. Herocoder

    Herocoder said, about 2 hours ago

    Maybe it’d be better to marry Susie Calvin?? ;-)

  22. whmIII

    whmIII said, about 2 hours ago

    Calvin and Susie Derkins…now that is the epitome of the “odd couple”

  23. keltii

    keltii said, about 2 hours ago

    dang greywolf,, you had my hopes up,, for a second,,

  24. lightenup

    lightenup said, about 1 hour ago

    I thought he didn’t like Mom’s cooking anyway.

  25. yakkafoobmog

    yakkafoobmog said, about 1 hour ago

    I am sure Calvin can invent a “transporter” that mom can use to cover the million miles in a few nano seconds…

  26. Gumshoe

    Gumshoe said, about 1 hour ago

    Maybe this is what Calvin had in mind when he bought those power tools for on Monday.

  27. IndyMan

    IndyMan said, 42 minutes ago

    What I am wondering is why Calvin is outside in the snow
    without hat, gloves and boots or am I just being ‘parental’?

  28. AJCA

    AJCA said, 35 minutes ago

    Come on… Spaceman Spiff doesn’t need to eat, that’s overrated.

  29. mrslukeskywalker

    mrslukeskywalker said, 24 minutes ago

    But he doesn’t like her cooking.

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  30. ratlum

    ratlum said, 3 minutes ago

    Thats gross