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Brevity is not only the soul of wit, it's also not your normal comics fare. In the hands of Dan, it is sharply intelligent, amusingly idiosyncratic and often uproariously funny.
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SusanSunshine
said, 3 months ago
Hey, leave my @#%$! collection alone!
Nothing sinister about it…. it’s all fake, anyway.
The real stuff is very rare in comics.
Meanwhile….. how can you have a “cache” of theft?
SusanSunshine
said, 3 months ago
Yeah yeah…. I know it’s a play on identity theft… but you can’t have a cache of that either….
A cache of stolen IDs, yes, stolen identities…. well, maybe.
This could be “a cache of stolen fake obscenities” I suppose.
Jeff0811 said, 3 months ago
I was working on the plumbing at the house over the weekend, I’m pretty sure I said that word on the bottom shelf a time or two.
Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago
Some of the stuff on the bottom shelf … may have slipped out during video games …
Varnes said, 3 months ago
Mmmmmmmmm………@#%$!……….
Alexikakos said, 3 months ago
So the thief wants cash for his cache so he’ll be in the chips?
And will he still be able to sell them from his cell on his cell?
PICTO said, 3 months ago
Son-of-a-$%#
**. There's my #^%%&.jreckard said, 3 months ago
In a related story, they finally caught that rogue psychiatrist, the ring leader in the id entity theft ring.
emptc12 said, 3 months ago
When the nefarious felon is finally found, the fool will appear in court before the Beetle Bailiff. Fortunately there is still a full supply of fulsome f-words.
ironhand said, 3 months ago
@SusanSunshine
FYI: mickey mouse wasn’t a real talking mouse. ; )
Digital Frog
said, 3 months ago
@SusanSunshine
I thought we were moving towards a cache-less economy?
t jacobs said, 3 months ago
t6hey aren’t stolen, they just stumbled into my workshop.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
Only Toons would have such problems.
Godfreydaniel said, 3 months ago
Sergeant Snorkel, we’ve found your cuss collection!
Thriller87 said, 3 months ago
The whole bottom row are my favorites.