Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    Watch it! That cop has a low margerine of tolerance for backtalk.

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Better keep a lid on it!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    A man buried his beloved wife, Kay.
    At the funeral, he moaned, “Poor Kay!”
    The coffin replied, “Butter.”

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    Better butter her up!

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Time to grease a few palms.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    (Don’t worry, Parkay… you can do that even if you don’t contain any palm oil.)

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Having to walk a little farther would be good for him anyhow….
    he’s looking kinda tubby.

  8. jreckard

    jreckard said, almost 2 years ago

    nerts. She’s just like one of the witches goons. o-le-o o-leee-o.

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    Does Quebec still, sensibly, not allow margarine to be coloured? I don’t think it’s allowed in the dairy section either.
    .
    Can anybody confirm or correct?

  10. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, almost 2 years ago

    It appears she knows how to read between the lines.

  11. Santa GROG!

    Santa GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    No, but I can tell you that it had no impact on my buying decision. I sbought the margarine then as I do now that I’m not living there.

  12. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 2 years ago

    I buy “I cain’t believe it ain’t butter.”

  13. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s an Imperial trap!

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    If you stop eating cheese, you can eat all the butter and drink all the whole milk, (4% butter fat, (cheese: 90%)) that you want…I’m lucky, I’ve never liked cheese. Imagine three or four pats of butter on a baked potato at a restaurant, Mmmmmm..Sour cream? .Go for it…Cheese is icky
    anyway…..

  15. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Just because she’s wearing a Blue Bonnet…….

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