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I’ll write this as I heard it. . An indian and a white man were discussing daylight saving time. The indian said to the white man “Only a white man would cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and say he had a longer blanket,”
Susan, my dear Ms. Sunshine…You actually turned, what I saw as a scarred heart into a smiling tomato. Geeze, and I already think of you when I encounter tomatoes….Custom cards? They’re wonderful…
Some morning I’m going to look up at the rising sun and it will be a tomato, smiling…..Can I paint you red sometime?
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briatollah said, 5 months ago
I’ve often wondered what was done with all that daylight that was saved up.
win said, 5 months ago
Beats the daylights outta me.
Varnes said, 5 months ago
Hey, If we reversed the process, would it be Daylight Spending Time? Daylight Losing Time?
I’m sixty today, pardon me if I hoard as much time as I can……Alexikakos said, 5 months ago
I’ll write this as I heard it.
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An indian and a white man were discussing daylight saving time. The indian said to the white man “Only a white man would cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and say he had a longer blanket,”
Varnes said, 5 months ago
Susan, my dear Ms. Sunshine…You actually turned, what I saw as a scarred heart into a smiling tomato. Geeze, and I already think of you when I encounter tomatoes….Custom cards? They’re wonderful…
Some morning I’m going to look up at the rising sun and it will be a tomato, smiling…..Can I paint you red sometime?
Anyway, Bless you m’lady….Happy New Year…
Varnes said, 5 months ago
Alexikacos, that’s pretty good…
afficionado said, 5 months ago
@Varnes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Dogsniff
said, 5 months ago
There were a lot of people at the party. When daylight came, we all wanted to go home.
SusanSunshine
said, 5 months ago
Hey Varnes …. Happy birthday!
Glad you liked it… and sure.
I think…. um… what?
Happy New Year to you too!
Dogsniff
said, 5 months ago
@JohnnyDiego: I don’t think that NY stands for New Year. Looks like we’ve got a damn Yankee fan in our midst.
SusanSunshine
said, 5 months ago
Dogsniff….
me say day me say day me say day-ay-ay-o…
SusanSunshine
said, 5 months ago
Meanwhile, I guess that explains why the days get shorter and shorter towards the end of the year…
I think his closet started to get full about a week ago….
he hasn’t been taking quite as much of the daylight to squirrel away.
But I could sure use a case or two, please….
mjm313
said, 5 months ago
He should put it where the sun don’t shine.
JohnnyDiego said, 5 months ago
@Dogsniff
I think the goal this year will still be to finish ahead of the Yankees.
I predict we finish fourth and those damn Yankees finish fifth.
JohnnyDiego said, 5 months ago
One year my wife, noticing the longer days in spring, exclaimed, “Its getting lighter later.”
Now that’s become the vernacular in our house.