Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 2 years ago

    “Hey batter, hey batter, where’d you get your icing, at the hockey rink?”

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    He doesn’t pull his own weight.

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    I guess that means he’s a lousy hitter, donut?

  4. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    He’s glazed and confused

  5. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, about 2 years ago

    There’s a hole in the lineup
    He was tarred from swinging that weight

  6. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Sure, he appeared all sweet on the outside, but on the inside he was empty.

  7. uncorked

    uncorked said, about 2 years ago

    A donut is only batter before it’s cooked…

  8. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I’d like to weigh in on this, but I got nuthin’.

  9. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Players like him are $6 a dozen…

  10. Konrad

    Konrad said, about 2 years ago

    I am not baseball expert, but I believe a batting donut is a collar or donut-shpaed weight you put on your bat while you warm up. It makes the bat heavier to help you loosen up.

  11. MelvinLott

    MelvinLott said, about 2 years ago

    And now all of my family in the UK is laughing at the “fanny” comment…

  12. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Of course. Donut is short for doughnut, not batternut.

  13. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, about 2 years ago

    There’s such a whole in his swing that he can’t even hit a can of corn, let alone a frozen rope (although I say this at the risk of starting a rhubarb……) (For those not up on their baseball slang, you can (like Casey Stengel said) look it up.)

  14. S Pundt

    S Pundt GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    a nut as in nuts and bolts

  15. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 2 years ago

    @Digital Frog: Six bucks? Not at Dunkin Donuts!

    Thanks for the kind words the other day.

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