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   Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

   “Hey batter, hey batter, where’d you get your icing, at the hockey rink?”
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   SusanSunshine said, 9 months ago

   He doesn’t pull his own weight.
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   Varnes said, 9 months ago

   I guess that means he’s a lousy hitter, donut?
4. 

   Odd Dog said, 9 months ago

   He’s glazed and confused
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   philyfanstukinmi said, 9 months ago

   There’s a hole in the lineup
   He was tarred from swinging that weight
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   J. Short said, 9 months ago

   Sure, he appeared all sweet on the outside, but on the inside he was empty.
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   uncorked said, 9 months ago

   A donut is only batter before it’s cooked…
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   Citizen GROG! said, 9 months ago

   I’d like to weigh in on this, but I got nuthin’.
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   Digital Frog said, 9 months ago

   Players like him are $6 a dozen…
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    Konrad said, 9 months ago

    I am not baseball expert, but I believe a batting donut is a collar or donut-shpaed weight you put on your bat while you warm up. It makes the bat heavier to help you loosen up.
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    MelvinLott said, 9 months ago

    And now all of my family in the UK is laughing at the “fanny” comment…
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    LafInLarry said, 9 months ago

    Of course. Donut is short for doughnut, not batternut.
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    Godfreydaniel said, 9 months ago

    There’s such a whole in his swing that he can’t even hit a can of corn, let alone a frozen rope (although I say this at the risk of starting a rhubarb……) (For those not up on their baseball slang, you can (like Casey Stengel said) look it up.)
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    S Pundt said, 9 months ago

    a nut as in nuts and bolts
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    Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

    @Digital Frog: Six bucks? Not at Dunkin Donuts!
    
    Thanks for the kind words the other day.
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