Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. beviek

    beviek said, 10 months ago

    Makes me wonder if there is anyone left that does require shorthand.

  2. briatollah

    briatollah said, 10 months ago

    “Hi, my name’s Shorthand, Gregg Shorthand.”

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, 10 months ago

    Do you want to meet long …um no, better let that one go….

  4. Varnes

    Varnes said, 10 months ago

    Come on, Ms. Cromulent, (if that is your real name.)..Dude’s waiting for a high five. What? Ya gonna leave him hangin’? I see how you are….Jeeze, at least tickle his nose….kids….

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 10 months ago

    Sure! We worked together on “The Adams Family”.

  6. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 10 months ago

    I’ll bet he picks his friend’s nose.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 10 months ago

    Hey — he used to live near me … that white house with the tall palm trees…. …..
    in fact, his mother led the protest against finger sandwiches in the school cafeteria.


    He was pretty handy with a hammer and nails, but not academic… always had to count on his fingers.

    And kinda rough…. got into a couple of fist fights.


    So I thought he’d grow up to be a ranch hand, like his Dad, or maybe a handyman like his Uncle Pinky.


    But look at him now — wearing a suit that fits him like a glove.

  8. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 10 months ago

    Wow! That’s a cool hand, Luke.

  9. c001

    c001 said, 10 months ago

    “High four!” (The Simpsons)

  10. PICTO

    PICTO said, 10 months ago

    He could be her Personal Digital Assistant.

  11. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 10 months ago

    It is the helper of hamburgers.

  12. icky  mudd

    icky mudd said, 10 months ago

    where’s he looking? sometimes bring short has it’s advantages. or he may be looking, for a hand up.

  13. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 10 months ago

    …only with four fingers and a thumb.

  14. Buckly34

    Buckly34 said, 10 months ago

    “We met briefly yesterday at the palmreaders. I had no idea he had a hand job”

  15. Carlyle620

    Carlyle620 said, 10 months ago

    Well….it must be some kind of “job” to put that hair on your palm!

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