Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Makes me wonder if there is anyone left that does require shorthand.

  2. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 2 years ago

    “Hi, my name’s Shorthand, Gregg Shorthand.”

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    Do you want to meet long …um no, better let that one go….

  4. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    Come on, Ms. Cromulent, (if that is your real name.)..Dude’s waiting for a high five. What? Ya gonna leave him hangin’? I see how you are….Jeeze, at least tickle his nose….kids….

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 2 years ago

    Sure! We worked together on “The Adams Family”.

  6. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 2 years ago

    I’ll bet he picks his friend’s nose.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Hey — he used to live near me … that white house with the tall palm trees…. …..
    in fact, his mother led the protest against finger sandwiches in the school cafeteria.


    He was pretty handy with a hammer and nails, but not academic… always had to count on his fingers.

    And kinda rough…. got into a couple of fist fights.


    So I thought he’d grow up to be a ranch hand, like his Dad, or maybe a handyman like his Uncle Pinky.


    But look at him now — wearing a suit that fits him like a glove.

  8. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    Wow! That’s a cool hand, Luke.

  9. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 2 years ago

    He could be her Personal Digital Assistant.

  10. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 2 years ago

    It is the helper of hamburgers.

  11. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 2 years ago

    …only with four fingers and a thumb.

  12. Buckly34

    Buckly34 said, over 2 years ago

    “We met briefly yesterday at the palmreaders. I had no idea he had a hand job”

  13. Carlyle620

    Carlyle620 said, over 2 years ago

    Well….it must be some kind of “job” to put that hair on your palm!

  14. Buckly34

    Buckly34 said, over 2 years ago

    “I wouldn’t count on him, Boss. Just the other day I saw him on the corner looking for a handout.”

  15. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Gotta hand it to you, SS, for coming up with such puns. You are the best, hands down.

    Of course you’re right him being pretty handy. After all, it’s not like he’s all thumbs.

    And I suppose he knows from personal experience the sound of one hand clapping.

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