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   Arch Stanton said, 11 months ago

   You’ll be requesting “The sweet release of death”.
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   Dogsniff said, 11 months ago

   Don’t forget to have him throw in eternal youth with that.
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   jreckard said, 11 months ago

   No! No! Take the blue pill!
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   Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

   It sounds like everlasting agony to me.
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   Colt1911 said, 11 months ago

   Looks like “Two tickets to Paradise” to me.
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   ajn90280 said, 11 months ago

   I’d go. If his standup act is any indication, then Bob Saget’s renditions of the Broadway Standards would probably be unspeakably filthy.
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   J. Short said, 11 months ago

   I guess you go to two shows in a row; a double dose of hell.
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   Godfreydaniel said, 11 months ago

   Dang, wouldn’t take my comment?
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   Godfreydaniel said, 11 months ago

   Oh, NOW it does! Any road, I was saying that this is the old theory Dunbar had in “Catch 22”. He liked people he hated, since being around them made the time go really slow and made life seem longer. (Yossarian: “But if you won’t like a long life, why have it?” Dunbar: “What else is there?”)
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    imbaldeagle said, 11 months ago

    And it may well be…
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    Sorry not ready yet. Better to live the healthiest you can and hope you can get some of it after the rich monopolizes it.
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    IllanoyGal01 said, 11 months ago

    @jreckard

    According to my mother-in-law, it was the black pill. She never took it evidently as she lived to be just 3 months shy of 100 years. What a gal!!
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    K M said, 11 months ago

    @ajn90280

    Amazing, isn’t it, that he played squeaky-clean dad Danny Tanner? But I understand he does a decent job singing the National Anthem.
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    K M said, 11 months ago

    @Grainbelt

    Only if you don’t get things right before you leave this life.
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