Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. Radish

    Radish said, 11 months ago

    Give him a minute to decide.

  2. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 11 months ago

    The waiter wants a second opinion.

  3. beviek

    beviek said, 11 months ago

    Well, he will need a hand with that cup of tea.

  4. win

    win said, 11 months ago

    no time for that

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    You thought there was nothing left to say?
    Well, watch this!

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    Maybe I should say something else, just in case.
    I mean, I want to be sure we cover the whole works,

  7. x_Tech

    x_Tech said, 11 months ago

    Let’s all give him a hand. That is, if he can face us now he’s all wound up.

  8. jreckard

    jreckard said, 11 months ago

    ,,, he said off-handedly.

  9. dmohoni

    dmohoni said, 11 months ago

    Where’s the waitress with the hourglass figure?

  10. Colt1911

    Colt1911 said, 11 months ago

    Even if he doesn’t want seconds, time will still march on.

  11. boff0

    boff0 said, 11 months ago

    It’s about time!!!

  12. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 11 months ago

    …if you wind him up.

  13. jreckard

    jreckard said, 11 months ago

    Mr. Thomas is glad for the offer, because he can now save face. (His friends call him Seth.)

  14. icky  mudd

    icky mudd said, 11 months ago

    on the face of it,this is funny.
    In comments,is where you find many other punny things. :)

  15. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, 11 months ago

    No more coffee, he’s 2 10s already . . . ☻

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