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Brevity is not only the soul of wit, it's also not your normal comics fare. In the hands of Dan, it is sharply intelligent, amusingly idiosyncratic and often uproariously funny.
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Dogsniff
said, over 1 year ago
Yeah, what the hell. Neither of them was ever going to raise anyway!
formally known as doc white said, over 1 year ago
@Dogsniff
Now thats just cold. I love it.
SusanSunshine
said, over 1 year ago
I think Superman always plays stud poker……
When he was first caught reading cards with his X-ray vision, the tabloids dubbed him “The Man of Stealing.”
but I…. um….. blush to admit….. I’ve got nothing else up my sleeve cos I don’t know who that guy in the wheelchair is….
itisme
said, over 1 year ago
@SusanSunshine
That’s Professor Xavier of the X-Men.
SusanSunshine
said, over 1 year ago
Of course! Thanks itisme
-it is me who feels silly now!Dogsniff
said, over 1 year ago
@SusanSunshine
Pretend this print is small like yours (I don’t know how to do that), and though I’m not going to blush, I, ah, you know, like, man, I, I didn’t know either. OK, there, I said it. If I could do that small print thing, I could have used it in my alleged pot growing confession the other day.
INGSOC
said, over 1 year ago
Use your laser eye sight to cut the cards….
Ronald Davis said, over 1 year ago
@Dogsniff
Whenever you want to know how someone did something clever such as SusanSunshine did, right-click the page, and select “view source”. (The precise wording varies among browsers, but “source” is what you want.) If you don’t see the comment right away in the resulting new window, click ctrl-F (i.e. open “Find”) and type in a key word, e.g. in the above example “blush”.
clyde hog said, over 1 year ago
I knew xavier, but the weirdo in the cape threw me
clyde hog said, over 1 year ago
actually, it reminds me of a joke involving superman, wonder woman and the invisible man. the punchline is “I don’t know but my butt is killing me!”
LafInLarry
said, over 1 year ago
Ronald Davis, I haven’t tried it since the merger, but before that, doing what you suggest was useless. They replaced code for such things with the html and if you typed html directly, it was stripped.
Dogsniff, replace the curly brackets below with angle brackets and presto, whatever the TEXT was is small.
{small}TEXT{/small}
Dave Hussell
said, over 1 year ago
How about if they line the backs of the cards with a film of lead?
Thank you Dogsniff and Ronald Davis for your advice(s). Always love to learn new tricks.
@Ronald Davis: You wouldn’t happen to be the Ronald Davis that worked at AEP would you?
simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago
Chinese made playing cards would foil Superman with their lead content, not so sure about Xavier.
Number Six said, over 1 year ago
Thanks to my staple diet of Marvel comics as a kid (see my comment at Calvin & Hobbes) I did recognize Xavier. However, I was surprised to learn that neither Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellen had a clue what they were doing at the end of the Xmen movie since neither play chess!
Number Six said, over 1 year ago
testing