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   Linux0s said, 3 months ago

   Perhaps a snail’s pace?
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   win said, 3 months ago

   From the “mild” to the “hot” picante sauce.
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   orinoco womble said, 3 months ago

   Says Tennessee Walker, sport walking champion…
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   J. Short said, 3 months ago

   Go ahead, break out of your shell.
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   uncorked said, 3 months ago

   The pace of change will run him over soon enough…
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   Notsoastute said, 3 months ago

   I got two speeds. If you don’t like this one, you sure ain’t going to like the other.
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   iced tea said, 3 months ago

   Contrary to popular belief, turtles aren’t as slow paced as they say. They can travel about 10 miles per hour.
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   jmcx4 said, 3 months ago

   What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on a turtle? Wheeeee!!
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   CoBass said, 3 months ago

   @iced tea

   Re: Turtles travel about 10 miles per hour.
   
   Since a reasonable pace for cross-country hiking is 3 to 4 miles per hour, and 10 mph would be a good pace for an amateur marathon runner, I find your claim hard to believe. Do you have any references?
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    Coffee-Turtle said, 3 months ago

    Drink more coffee!
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