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   orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

   For a vampire bat, that would be “Care Bears.”
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   Pacopuddy said, 5 months ago

   How is the sofa on the ceiling and the TV not?

   (Care Bears frightens me, too. I don’t trust anything that sweet and kind . . . )
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   J. Short said, 5 months ago

   Is that Lionel Richie at the door?
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   orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   Or Teddy Ruxpin…shudder
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   Doctor Toon said, 5 months ago

   I work nights and sleep days, been saying for years that things will give me “daymares”
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   emptc12 said, 5 months ago

   There used to be a product called “Upside-Down Bread.” It was advertised that in the process of the dough rising, it would be turned upside-down at some point and the bubbles from the yeast would go the other way through the dough. I once got my mother to buy it and I ate it standing on my head.
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   jmcx4 said, 5 months ago

   @emptc12

   Sounds like you ate it up…
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 5 months ago

   @orinoco womble

   Or Barney!
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   mkahn said, 5 months ago

   @J. Short

   HELLO!!! Is it me you’re looking for?
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    emptc12 said, 5 months ago

    @jmcx4

    Thanks —that’s an oldie but goodie! I think I first read it in “Humpty Dumpty Magazine,” seems about a million years ago.
    .
    In the front pages of each issue:
    .
    “Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    [but a lousy winter, sorry].
    All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
    Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
    .
    “But an American doctor with patience and glue
    Put Humpty together better than new.
    And now he is healthy and back on the scene,
    Busily editing this magazine.”
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