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   orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

   Somebody’s gonna get stiffed if they don’t suit each other.
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   PICTO said, 6 months ago

   Why do I always pick a joker?
3. 

   Reader said, 6 months ago

   If they get along, they’ll go clubbing.
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   blackman2732 said, 6 months ago

   The King’s got heart. He’ll ace this for sure.
5. 

   J. Short said, 6 months ago

   Don’t you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
   She’ll beat you if she’s able
   You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
   .
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   mkahn said, 6 months ago

   The king doesn’t want to play that game… he’d rather stick a sword in his brain.
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   jmcx4 said, 6 months ago

   I usually get the card that has the instructions on it. All night I get what to do and what not to do. (According to Hoyle).
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 6 months ago

   What if they are identical?
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   orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

   @Lisa 4romMpls

   Then you have a pair.
10. 

    James Widdifield said, 6 months ago

    She stole my heart, so I bought her a diamond. She clubbed me with a spade!… It wasn’t meant to be..
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    orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

    @James Widdifield

    …so I gave the whole slam a royal flush.
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