Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers

Bound and Gagged

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    Tom Stucker just passed 10,000,000 miles on United.

  2. poppy1313

    poppy1313 said, over 2 years ago

    He has to move fast too

  3. poppy1313

    poppy1313 said, over 2 years ago

    Santa has a major delivery problem. There are some 2 billion children in the world expecting Christmas presents. Assuming an average of 2.5 children per household, then, Santa has to visit about 800 million homes scattered about the globe…………………………………

    Thanks to the rotation of the earth, Santa has more time than children might initially think. Standing on the International Date Line, moving from east to west and crossing different time zones, Santa has not just 10 hours to deliver his presents (from 8 p.m., when children go to bed, until 6 a.m., when they wake up), but an extra 24 hours— 34 hours in all……………………………

    Santa accomplishes his task by traveling at close to the speed of light.By traveling that fast, Santa can deliver all his presents with time left over to polish off the cookies and milk left for him on the kitchen tables.

  4. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, over 2 years ago

    I believe…I believe…I belieave….

  5. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 2 years ago

    @poppy1313

    And, as Einstein’s theory goes, the closer you travel to the speed of light, time slows down. I also believe that if you can travel faster than the speed of light, time then reverses, thereby making time travel possible.

  6. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, over 2 years ago

    Warp-9.
    Comet to Santa: I’m givin’ her all she’s got, Captn.

  7. colcam

    colcam said, over 2 years ago

    @AshburnStadium

    Time travel— no. Two divergent problem patterns arise— if the Einstein application of speed and mass apply, then your mass becomes greater the faster you go, thus exceeding the speed of light would create the big bang, and, more importantly, we now know that “the speed of light” does not exist. Some wave lengths are faster than others, and we have been able to actually reduce the speed of light to a total standstill.

    This is key to the unified field theory, in that speed and mass are related AND that energy, matter, and light are all the same things, just at different speeds and wave functions.

    Personally, I believe Santa gets an exemption from the rules of the universe.

    It makes my head hurt less.

    Merry Christmas to all, and a happy new year!

    .

  8. Kokopelli

    Kokopelli said, over 2 years ago

    If mass becomes greater the faster you go, I think I will sit down and have some eggnog ,with a little Eagle Rare. That should make my mass lighter. You think so?
    Merry Christmass to all.

  9. Ron

    Ron GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Haven’t any of you Christmas clowns ever heard of magic?

  10. MamaMaureen

    MamaMaureen said, over 2 years ago

    You tell them, Ron! It’s magic, pure and simple.

  11. Tatenda

    Tatenda said, over 2 years ago

    @Ron

    Snerk!

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