Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers

Bound and Gagged

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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 11 hours ago

    They’re cheaper by the dozen…

  2. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, about 11 hours ago

    @edclectic

    With Eight You Get Eggroll.

  3. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, about 10 hours ago

    Could this be the reason Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall?

  4. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, about 9 hours ago

    The new “six pack”.

  5. pschearer

    pschearer said, about 9 hours ago

    I’ve been told that in Germany they sell eggs in cartons of ten and that when Germans come to the States, they wonder what to do with the extra two eggs.


    (A ten-egg dozen; another reason not to go metric.)

  6. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 8 hours ago

    @pschearer

    Kinda like the hotdog vs. buns dilemma, no?

  7. Davepostmp

    Davepostmp said, about 6 hours ago

    @pschearer

    But there’s no matching involved; two extra eggs, one extra meal.

  8. misschili

    misschili said, about 4 hours ago

    But where is the poor hen who had to lay six eggs on one day?! The fresh eggs aside, where is the poor hen who Humpty Dumpty had to lay?!

  9. sky4forums

    sky4forums said, about 4 hours ago

    Six of one, half dozen of the other.

  10. AHHH, BEER  wuz good

    AHHH, BEER wuz good said, about 3 hours ago

    EGGcelant puns and not one of them scrambled !

  11. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 2 hours ago

    He’s crack-ing up.

  12. phritzg

    phritzg said, about 2 hours ago

    He’s so eggcited. And he just can’t hide it.

  13. pierreandnicole

    pierreandnicole said, about 1 hour ago

    Whom did he mate with? Oh well, congrats and let’s crack open some bubbly.

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