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  1. KeepKeeper

    KeepKeeper said, over 3 years ago

    travel faster than light by surfing the light ways with light reflecting sails. In space it should be a cinch.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    And so boy genius Oliver Wendell Jones was stifled in youth and grew up to be just another faceless Silicon Valley technician….

  3. goprendek

    goprendek said, over 3 years ago

    i have to put my starship in the shop. my warp drive got warped and now i just fly around in circles.

  4. American1

    American1 said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t know if i’d have confidence in a teacher who looks like a flood victim.

  5. markjoseph125

    markjoseph125 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The idea was falsifiable, so it qualified as science, even though it didn’t pan out. Unlike creationism, where any possible state of affairs can be explained as “goddidit” and hence is not falsifiable. If you don’t believe this, ask a creationist what sort of evidence would prove creationism to be wrong.

  6. scottbruce

    scottbruce said, over 3 years ago

    This is the problem with public schools today.

  7. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 3 years ago

    My porcupine loves raisins! His poop alone, could power the world!

  8. piksea

    piksea GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    How about wheaties? Or maybe Total.

  9. JiminNYC

    JiminNYC said, over 3 years ago

    Nope; H.L. Mencken said that.

  10. David Bethke

    David Bethke GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I thought it was either Mark Twain or P.T. Barnum.

  11. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, over 3 years ago

    Actually, It was first spoken by Huxley College President Quincy Adams Wagstaff.

  12. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    mr einstein wrote a little tome called “relativity for the common man”. at the end of the really heavy chapters (all of them) he added a disclaimer to the effect that, paraphrased is; “at this point children, we stare into the face of god”. check out lanza’s new book if you’re into big answers that create ever bigger questions.

  13. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago

    Where did ol’ teach get his information about Porcupines being allergic to raisins!

    Oh, wait. he was only saying that to burst the fragile bubble of independant thought and creativity.
    What a lousy thing to do to such a smart kid! Genius, even!

    Somebody needs to do the paperwork and get lil’ Oliver into a more challenging course of instruction!

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