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  1. Brian K

    Brian K said, 5 months ago

    It’s like taking the blame for someone else

  2. rayannina

    rayannina said, 5 months ago

    Serves Ronald right.

  3. Paula R.  Stiles

    Paula R. Stiles said, 5 months ago

    Well, you did your best, Opus. Just hope she doesn’t call back.

  4. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

    some years back, i got a call like that at 2 am, went to voicemail, since it was 2 am. some guy’s wife was yelling about him, threatening him that she will leave him and take the kids, all the derogatory words about the other woman, etc…

  5. MrSulusBrain

    MrSulusBrain said, 5 months ago

    What gal doesn’t melt at the very thought of “nookie nibbles”?

  6. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 5 months ago

    My cell phone is just one digit away from the legal aid services number from where I used to live in Florida.
    I used to get the most interesting messages on my
    voice-mail…

  7. JoeCoolLives

    JoeCoolLives said, 5 months ago

    Poor Opus…that’s what can happen when you just try to live the simple life an’ stay well under the radar of unfortunate drama…Ol’ Ronald will work things out if it’s meant to be, although he may have to get uncharacteristically creative if his drama-queen girlfriend needs an explanation of his offer to “ravish her nose with nookie nibbles.” …Hee Hee Hee

  8. tsandl

    tsandl said, 5 months ago

    Weasle?

  9. thebird55

    thebird55 said, 5 months ago

    @tsandl

    Weasel out: To evade or avoid a job or responsibility. (Example) Don’t try to weasel out of your responsibility!

  10. Caldonia

    Caldonia said, 5 months ago

    nose..nookie nibbles… (writing down to request the act from future boyfriend)

  11. Teresa

    Teresa said, 5 months ago

    Mmmmmmm! Nookie Nibbles!
    sigh!

  12. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, 5 months ago

    Old number was a digit away from the public golf course. I had fun giving tee times.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    Nice of ol’ Opus to help Ronald out! What else could possibly do it, if not nose nookie nibbles?!

  14. thebird55

    thebird55 said, 4 months ago

    The last four of our old number was 4521. A local attorney’s office (Nixon & Nixon) is 4251. I would give people the correct number, which would take them aback a little. And I would even call N&N to tell them of messages that would get left on our answering machine (and then voice mail, after we got it).

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