Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel

Birdbrains

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  1. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the joke about the guy who finds a lamp with a genie, but is told there’s a catch – whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets twice as much.
    Wish #1: A billion dollars
    Granted, but your mother-in-law has 2 billion
    Wish #2: A private tropical island resort, fully stocked and staffed to last me for the rest of my life.
    Granted, but your mother-in-law has the islands on either side of you.
    Wish #3: I want you to beat me half to death…

  2. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Digital Frog

    Love that last wish.

  3. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I have no debts, but I’d like fill the retirement pot.

  4. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Digital Frog

    I told that joke to my mother-in-law when she lived with us and I’m lucky she can’t run as fast as I do

  5. Mai Griffin

    Mai Griffin said, over 1 year ago

    @Notsoastute

    Early 20c – “If wishes were horses, beggars would ride”.

  6. Dani Rice

    Dani Rice GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Three Canadians found a lamp, and the Genie agreed to grant each of them one wish. The first man wished to health and prosperity for his family.
    The second asked if it was possible to build a wall around the province of Quebec, so no foreign influence could sully the pure French culture.
    The third fellow though for a moment. “This wall – will it be watertight?” The Genie replied that it would. “Good. Fill it with water.”

  7. Montana  Lady

    Montana Lady said, over 1 year ago

    How’s come…………….the Genie has no clothes, but still has a turban and earrings?


    Faces in the clouds. :))

  8. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe if she rubs him again…..

  9. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 1 year ago

    He got the djinn who doesn’t grant wishes, but insults?

  10. sandflea

    sandflea said, over 1 year ago

    Faces on the Genie’s belly.

  11. BRO6164

    BRO6164 said, over 1 year ago

    @Dani Rice

    There are some regular Canadians over on Andy Capp,I do hope they see this. Some will find it funny and others not as much.Heh,heh.

  12. Shikamoo!

    Shikamoo! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Dani Rice

    As a Canadian, I’d like to flag you, but I’m going to hope you disappear instead. I imagine you are a westerner, but if not, shame on you.
    I love our French neighbours, and I grew up in a French town. My best friend is French.
    Keep your political opinion to yourself.

  13. Shikamoo!

    Shikamoo! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Doctor Toon

    You haven’t changed, have you DOC? ;-)

  14. Shikamoo!

    Shikamoo! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Montana Lady

    ML:
    No clothes? Ulp! Maybe his turban doubles as a towel for his, er, nether regions?

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