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   beviek said, 3 months ago

   Hortensia never was a good speller.
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   Peabody-Martini said, 3 months ago

   Sort of like the one about guarding the family mules.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

   Hortensia? It would be worth getting off the high horse to get a name change.
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   sandflea said, 3 months ago

   The hand placement leaves room for a lot of snide comments.
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   Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

   What happens at Sea World should stay at Sea World
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   DAZZ said, 3 months ago

   Tivo suggested a show about addictions (there was one guy who “loves” his collection of pool toys). After all these years Tivo still has not figured out my quirky personality (but it got me the Sci-Fi movie of Alice – better than the commercial one (I have both on DVD). I guess it’s hard to figure someone who likes Simpsons, Family Guy as well as Operas and Downton Abbey.
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   DAZZ said, 3 months ago

   Oh- AND all the cooking and design competitions! (Top Chef, Project Runway) as well as Face Off Few people could like all the variety that I chose.
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   GoodQuestion said, 3 months ago

   I bet he traded in his Lexus for a Renault Dolphin, too . . . ☻
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   LafInLarry said, 3 months ago

   @sandflea

   That’s just where he keeps the sardine treats for his friend.
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    LingeeWhiz said, 3 months ago

    @LafInLarry

    Something smells fishy about that!
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    Montana Lady said, 3 months ago

    And I’ll bet that he’s the one feeding them stale bread at Ocean World….
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    Lisa 4romMpls said, 3 months ago

    When I was little I had an inflatable porpoise for the pool – very fun – all the other kids wanted to sit on it. ( I felt so popular at the time!)
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    pinkx said, 3 months ago

    purposely misleading
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    bmonk said, 3 months ago

    One killer whale of a misunderstanding there.
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    WoodEye said, 3 months ago

    Oh he’s just spoutin’ off.
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