Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 30, 2018
Transcript:
Dusty: I've figured out how to get VH-1 to do a "Behind the Music" on me. Pete: Oh, good. Dusty: See, my story needs more strife. Strife equals ratings. So I need to get hooked on something, then bravely overcome my addition. Pete: I don't know, Dusty. That sounds pretty dangerous. Dusty: I'm thinking Chapstick.
Chap-stick really is addicting. I kicked that habit about three years ago.