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   Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

   Real bears don’t eat Kweesh.
   

   
   Good Morning, Tribe. A kweeshless menu to follow.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

   Good EARLY Morning, Tribe!

   Da Eats
   Eggs, made to order or egg beaters – but absolutely no kweesh
   Huevos Rancheros
   Pork sausage, pork pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham steaks
   Green Eggs & Ham

   pan fried potatoes, hash browns
   grits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!
   Bushs baked beans
   Heinz Beanz in tomato sauce or Bushs baked vegetarian beans for Alain
   toast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jellies
   assorted kolaches or B.L.T.
   fresh fruit
   Other Pork Products
   Roast Pork, Pulled Pork, Pork lovers BBQ, Pork Ribs (Memphis style BBQ), Pork Chops, Pigs knuckles & sauerkraut (with boiled, mashed or French fried potato)
   ♥Mrs. Ladywolf’s♥ Special Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, or the classic steak and eggs meal with a biscuit
   Blues Brothers special: Jakes 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwoods dry white toast
   Popeyes spicy fried chicken
   Todays special: Cajun chicken & andouille sausage gumbo.
   Beverages
   Doc Toons WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub. Got a swimming pool? We will fill that too).
   Alains Starbrights Divine CocoMocha
   assorted juices & teas
   assorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!
   selected premium beers
   Bloody Mary or Caesar
   Sweets
   New York Style Cheesecake or bacon cheesecake or bacon cupcakes in all flavors but chocolate.
   Ooops!’ favs
   All that is chocolate for chocoholics.
   Kitty’s breakfast platter (limited to Ooops! panther, Kiity I really wouldnt want to mess with her after eating that, or before or during).
   Ice cream for serena
   Eat Hearty, Tribe!
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   MayKitten said, 3 months ago

   Kitty’s breakfast platter? Would that be a generous serving of dry cat food, two cans of Puss ’N Boots, a #20 disher of refried beans with lard added and a half cup of KMR? Sounds like something lovely for a nice friendly Maine Coon.
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   Knightman said, 3 months ago

   Good Morning TRIBE! Wink is still in hibernation! Food would be my thought too. Coffee and a maple bar, please, with DTWFNC, GROG! Thank You!
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   Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

   @MayKitten

   No, it’s for Ooops!’ panther. It’s not cat food.
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   Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 3 months ago

   Good morning everyone.
   
   I think I’ll have a Street Melon smoothie.
   And a pot of coffee.
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   Sojo said, 3 months ago

   Good Morning TRIBE!
   

   
   I’ll have Cajun chicken, thanks Grog.
   

   
   I can’t comment, I’m too busy waiting to hear what Wink says next.
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   Montana Lady said, 3 months ago

   Hey, Everyone,
   

   
   I’ll have a slice of cheesecake, and a tankard of DWFNC, please. I think this is the only way I can eat cheesecake. An old favorite,, but too loaded with fat. But, if I put strawberries on top, there are no calories, right?
   

   
   I sure miss Ooops……….she is some funny lady!!!! Always good things to say and funny as h…….. :)))
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   bmonk said, 3 months ago

   Good morning, Tribe and everybody!

   +++++

   Real bears may or may not eat quiche—don’t they eat everything??—but real poodles do not.
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    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 3 months ago

    Sorry to come in so late, fellow Tribelings! But I’ve been VERY busy all day and the unexpected arrival of this promo video in the e-mail (created by co-author EV Medina) has kept me hopping. I [the fictional protagonist Alain Harper] am prominently featured in the video…
    
    http://studio.stupeflix.com/v/k4xEzi81xp/?autoplay=1
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    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 3 months ago

    @bmonk

    Yes, like humans bears are omnivorous. In fact, given a chance some bears will eat humans faster than most humans will.
    
    My favorite line from Star Trek: The Next Generation (believe it or not): “Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you” (William T. Riker, who grew up in Alaska and knew all about the truth of that)…
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    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 3 months ago

    @Citizen GROG!

    I tend to agree with bmonk. Some “real men” may not eat quiche, but I’ve never heard of ANY bear who would be that fussy.
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    Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Real bears would think real men taste good. Part of the reason is that real men don’t eat kweesh.
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    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 3 months ago

    @Citizen GROG!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! =))
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