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   Knightman said, 6 months ago

   Good Morning TRIBE! I am up early so, Coffee for everyone till the Cooks get ready for Breakfast!
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   Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 6 months ago

   What bear wouldn’t love salmon smoothies? In fact I might add them to the menu… (kidding, KIDDING!).
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   Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 6 months ago

   BREAKFAST IS SERVED, TRIBELINGS! :)
   
   BIG TOP “STARTING FROM THE TOP” BREAKFAST LIST
   Courtesy of Hilo & Audrey’s Restaurant, Earthlight Gardens, Selene
   Your chef: Alain Harper
   
   A LA CARTE
   Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Omelets
   Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Grilled Sandwiches
   Hilo’s Huevos Rancheros
   Chicken – any style
   Eggs – any style
   Breakfast steak
   All-beef breakfast links
   Turkey just about anything
   A wide list of organic cereals
   Hash browns (with sea salt and Tabasco sauce on request)
   Bagels (every kind Einstein Bros. offers)
   Kraft Philadelphia Cream Cheese
   Einsten Bros. Schmears (all varieties)
   Nova Scotia lox (with or without bagels, no limit)
   
   BREAKFAST BEVERAGES
   Milk (whole, lowfat, nonfat, cow, goat, coconut, almond, rice, soy)
   Lifeway Kefir (all varieties)
   V-8 (because you could’ve had one)
   Orange Juice (fresh-squeezed just like Mishkenot Sha’ananim in Jerusalem makes it)
   A wide variety of Ocean Spray and Langers fruit juices (see list)
   Odwalla Superfood and other beverages
   Everything Bolthouse Farms makes (see list) – we recommend the Mocha Cappuchino
   Citizen’s Grog (based on an authentic recipe from Ye Olde British Royal Navy)

   
   COFFEE, COCOA AND TEA
   We use only Godiva Belgian Chocolate in our cocoa-based products
   We use only Mount Hagen Organic Coffee (leaving aside Doctor Toon’s secret recipe)
   We proudly serve Celestial Seasonings herbal teas and the best caffeinated green and black teas available
   
   Tea (any style, up to and including Saskfan’s Profoundly Concentrated Tea)
   Hot chocolate (any style – we specialize in Mexican Chocolate and Spanish Chocolate)
   Coffee (any style)
   Hilo Whitemoon’s Radically Best Coffee (you won’t believe such a thing could ever grow on a plant)
   Alain Harper’s Divine CocoMocha (made fresh with either So Delicious Coconut Milk or Blue Diamond Almond Breeze – as a float with Godiva Belgian Chocolate ice cream, $1.50 extra)
   Doctor Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee (unobtanium collector’s mug, $2.50 extra)
   Alain Harper’s China Syndrome Special (AHDCM and DTWFNC half-and-half in a mandatory unobtanium collector’s mug as required by DoE regulations – whipped cream and cherry topping optional)
   Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha (as a float with Hilo’s Mint Chocolate Chip Gelato, $1.50 extra)
   
   
   
   

   DTWFNC IS NOW AVAILABLE IN SIX FLAVORS: UP, DOWN, CHARM, STRANGE, TOP, AND BOTTOM (thanks to COYOTY, a regular customer) PLUS (thanks to the, eh, request of a man whose initials are LEWREADER) THE AWARD-WINNING ORIGINAL FORMULA

   
   ICE CREAM
   You name it, we probably got it (including Godiva, Häagen-Dazs, and especially a wide variety of gelato flavors made fresh and in-house)
   
   
   
   CHOCOHOLICS MENU
   Any and every solid chocolate brand that’s worth having
   About a dozen recipes of Death by Chocolate
   German Chocolate Cake a la Alain
   Special orders are welcome
   (Don’t forget Hilo’s Belgian Chocolate Gelato)
   
   
   
   AUDREY SWIFTER’S PI PIES
   We have an enormous selection (see menu); the house specialty is pumpkin pie
   
   IN THE LOBBY
   Vending Machine #1 (for people who prefer products by Coca-Cola™)
   Vending Machine #2 (for people who prefer products by Pepsi-Cola™)
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   Citizen GROG! said, 6 months ago

   Never compromise on your standards, Wink.
   

   
   Good Morning, Tribe
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   Citizen GROG! said, 6 months ago

   I’ll have a Denver Omelet and a Pepsi, please, Alain.
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   Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 6 months ago

   good morning everyone.
   happy, happy, happy.
   
   i like salmon many was, but i dont think pureed is to my liking.
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   Sojo said, 6 months ago

   ♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪
   

   
   I’ll have two all-beef bewakfast links and DWFNC, thanks Alain.
   

   
   Good luck Wink.
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   Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 6 months ago

   @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

   how about adding salmon benedict to your menu?
   
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   Montana Lady said, 6 months ago

   Yum, ……. a salmon benedict sounds (looks) really good, happyathome. Our local cafe had a salmon omelet as the special last week. But, I had my mouth set on chicken fried steak……even yummier!
   

   
   My Mountain Man is outside right now shoveling the snow outside the garage……..about 8 inches. Everything is sooo pretty!.
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    Citizen GROG! said, 6 months ago

    I like salmon, but that’s too big a serving for me – not to mention I’m not up on eggs Benedict.
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    bmonk said, 6 months ago

    Good Afternoon, everybody!

    +++++

    If he needs a gal who likes salmon smoothies, he’d better be upfront about it. Just so she knows.

    +++++

    I wonder if he ever got his Bass-o-matic?
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    Sojo said, 6 months ago

    bmonk – LOL Great video!
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