Big Top by Rob Harrell

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    Same thing happened to Homer at Krusty’s clown college.

  2. Snagglepuss

    Snagglepuss said, over 2 years ago

    What gets me are these guys that wear their shorts down to their ankles. Oversized, even. I mean, what’s the point?

  3. Snagglepuss

    Snagglepuss said, over 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Are we supposed to make breakfast? I’ve got some cinnamon raisin toast and egg beaters. Sounds like french toast if I knew how to cook. And maybe some fresh squeezed orange juice, even.


    Exit…Stage left!

  4. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Perhaps being Stucko isn’t such a great idea.


    Good Morning, Tribe

  5. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    maybe there need to be an undersized bear to go with them.
    .
    good morning tribe.

  6. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Good Morning Tribe!


    There are things much more scary than a clown bear


    …like a bare clown

  7. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Did I hear someone say, “Where’s breakfast?”

    BREAKFAST IS SERVED, TRIBELINGS! :)

    BIG TOP “STARTING FROM THE TOP” BREAKFAST LIST
    Courtesy of Hilo & Audrey’s Restaurant, Earthlight Gardens, Selene
    Your chef: Alain Harper

    A LA CARTE
    Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Omelets
    Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Grilled Sandwiches
    Hilo’s Huevos Rancheros
    Chicken – any style
    Eggs – any style
    Breakfast steak
    All-beef breakfast links
    Turkey just about anything
    A wide list of organic cereals
    Hash browns (with sea salt and Tabasco sauce on request)
    Bagels (every kind Einstein Bros. offers)
    Kraft Philadelphia Cream Cheese
    Einsten Bros. Schmears (all varieties)
    Nova Scotia lox (with or without bagels, no limit)

    BREAKFAST BEVERAGES
    Milk (whole, lowfat, nonfat, cow, goat, coconut, almond, rice, soy)
    Lifeway Kefir (all varieties)
    V-8 (because you could’ve had one)
    Orange Juice (fresh-squeezed just like Mishkenot Sha’ananim in Jerusalem makes it)
    A wide variety of Ocean Spray and Langers fruit juices (see list)
    Odwalla Superfood and other beverages
    Everything Bolthouse Farms makes (see list) – we recommend the Mocha Cappuchino
    Citizen’s Grog (based on an authentic recipe from Ye Olde British Royal Navy)


    COFFEE, COCOA AND TEA
    We use only Godiva Belgian Chocolate in our cocoa-based products
    We use only Mount Hagen Organic Coffee (leaving aside Doctor Toon’s secret recipe)
    We proudly serve Celestial Seasonings herbal teas and the best caffeinated green and black teas available

    Tea (any style, up to and including Saskfan’s Profoundly Concentrated Tea)
    Hot chocolate (any style – we specialize in Mexican Chocolate and Spanish Chocolate)
    Coffee (any style)
    Hilo Whitemoon’s Radically Best Coffee (you won’t believe such a thing could ever grow on a plant)
    Alain Harper’s Divine CocoMocha (made fresh with either So Delicious Coconut Milk or Blue Diamond Almond Breeze – as a float with Godiva Belgian Chocolate ice cream, $1.50 extra)
    Doctor Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee (unobtanium collector’s mug, $2.50 extra)
    Alain Harper’s China Syndrome Special (AHDCM and DTWFNC half-and-half in a mandatory unobtanium collector’s mug as required by DoE regulations – whipped cream and cherry topping optional)
    Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha (as a float with Hilo’s Mint Chocolate Chip Gelato, $1.50 extra)

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    DTWFNC IS NOW AVAILABLE IN SIX FLAVORS: UP, DOWN, CHARM, STRANGE, TOP, AND BOTTOM (thanks to COYOTY, a regular customer) PLUS (thanks to the, eh, request of a man whose initials are LEWREADER) THE AWARD-WINNING ORIGINAL FORMULA

    ICE CREAM
    You name it, we probably got it (including Godiva, Häagen-Dazs, and especially a wide variety of gelato flavors made fresh and in-house)

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    CHOCOHOLICS MENU
    Any and every solid chocolate brand that’s worth having
    About a dozen recipes of Death by Chocolate
    German Chocolate Cake a la Alain
    Special orders are welcome
    (Don’t forget Hilo’s Belgian Chocolate Gelato)

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    AUDREY SWIFTER’S PI PIES
    We have an enormous selection (see menu); the house specialty is pumpkin pie

    IN THE LOBBY
    Vending Machine #1 (for people who prefer products by Coca-Cola™)
    Vending Machine #2 (for people who prefer products by Pepsi-Cola™)

  8. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Doctor Toon

    But to rephrase… a bare clown? What’s the point there, either?

    (one of these days I REALLY have to look up “The Roar of the Greasepaint, the Smell of the Crowd”)

  9. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Just for the record: I’ve been out of town for nine days and that’s why I’ve been scarce around here. Mission accomplished and now I’m back in the yoke at home.

  10. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    On that musical, from Wikipedia:

    > Resembling a music hall production more than a book musical, the allegorical plot examines the maintenance of the status quo between the upper and lower classes of British society in the 1960s. The two main characters are Sir and Cocky. Since Sir forever is changing the rules of the game of life, downtrodden young Cocky always gets the short end of the stick. Assisting Sir is his eager disciple Kid, anxious to pick up bits of wisdom while helping keep Cocky in his place.

  11. Knightman

    Knightman GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Good Morning TRIBE!

  12. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Knightman

    Good morning, fellow Tribeling! Hope you find something likeable on the Usual Menu.

  13. Sojo

    Sojo GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    ≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡
    ♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪
    Hello to all those here!


    I’ll have French toast, a breakfast steak and DWFNC, thanks Snagglepuss and Alain.


    That would be a scarry costume Wink.

  14. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    good morning everyone.
    happy, happy, happy.

    i thought he was wearing lederhosen.

  15. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    coffee…

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