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Dec 29, 2012
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SPLINTER: Closer...closer...

NATE: OW! Dad! I got a sliver in my foot! Can you get it out?
NATE: I can't even see it.
GRAMPS: What's up?
NATE: I've got a sliver, Gramps.
DAD: Is this it? Down near the heel? 
GRAMPS: That's just dirt.
NATE: It's up near my big toe.
DADL Can you see anything, Dad?
GRAMPS: Not a darn thing.
NATE: Ow! Ow! That's it!
DAD: Ooh. That's really in there.
GRAMPS: Mm. That's deep.
DAD: Maybe it just has to work itself out.
GRAMPS: Yup yup.
GRAM: Oh for heaven's sake. Step aside. There. It's out.
NATE: Fastest tweezers in the west!
GRAMPS: Except when I ask her to pluck my ear hair.
Dec 31, 2012
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