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Nov 17, 2012
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DING DONG!
NATE: Want your leaves rakes, lady? We're N.F.T. Yardcare! Nate, Francis, and Teddy!
LADY: No, thank you. My husband will do it. 
NATE: Well, maybe he'd like a little help! Can we talk with him?
LADY: He's at work.
NATE: Ah ha, you see? That's why you need to hire us! Your husband can't rake leaves while he's at his job! AHEM If that's where he really is!
LADY: What?
NATE: You say he's "at work." At work where? At work with who? I mean how well do you really know this guy?

SLAM!

NATE: So close.
TEDDY: ...and yet so stupid.
FRANCIS: How does F.T. Yardcare sound?
Nov 19, 2012
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