Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce

Big Nate

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  1. Leeky

    Leeky said, over 2 years ago

    after the fistfight …

  2. Feed Me Comics!

    Feed Me Comics! said, over 2 years ago

    Here’s one: Yo mama’s so old she’s like an elephant.

  3. N@orious

    N@orious said, over 2 years ago

    Just out of curiosity, are Nate’s shoes high tops or low tops? ‘Cause I’ve noticed that they have a circle on them, but when he wears shorts, they’re low, and usually only high tops have the circle thingy. :P

  4. roryccool3 (Rory)

    roryccool3 (Rory) said, over 2 years ago

    Ooh, burn.

  5. guywithgun

    guywithgun said, over 2 years ago

    How about yo mama’s so stupid she looked at an orange juice box for 20 minutes because it said concentrate

  6. The Boston Banana

    The Boston Banana said, over 2 years ago

    she dosent have an oudie

  7. The Boston Banana

    The Boston Banana said, over 2 years ago

    i have a lot of yo mama jokes but heres 2:yo mama so stupid everybody was saying springs right around the corner!and she went looking for it.

  8. sleeepy2

    sleeepy2 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Yo momma’s so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said, “Sorry, no professionals”.

  9. orbenjawell

    orbenjawell said, over 2 years ago

    I remember one from “Welcome back Kotter” that Gabe’s wife told him: Did you hear about the lady that was so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house! small yucks, but these “stand-up joke” sequences were how each episode ended, with Gabe usually getting the wife with a zinger. In this instance, she got one in……..

  10. orbenjawell

    orbenjawell said, over 2 years ago

    Howzabout: The “romance novel” the guys were working on last week was so lame, when they sent it to a publishing house, the editor forwarded the whole thing to Dow-Corning because he thought it was a design for a really lame dinner napkin. Laugh! LAUGH!!

  11. Stever4u

    Stever4u said, over 2 years ago

    OK, My 2 cents worth, " Yo’ Mama’s so fat, when she dances the band skips" (Oldie, you’d need to recall Record Albums)

  12. Dcab344

    Dcab344 said, over 2 years ago

    yo mama so stupid she bought a waterproof tea bag

  13. sammysock

    sammysock said, over 2 years ago

    From a 60’s song: Yo wife has everything a man wants- mustache, hair on the chest . . .

  14. Lightningsnowstorm

    Lightningsnowstorm said, over 2 years ago

    Ok, here’s mine… Yo Mamas so ugly, she petrifies a medusa.

  15. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    As a mother, I find these really lame.

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