Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 06, 2003

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"Jeopardy" "'Curiosity killed the cat." "Did you ever really think about that expression, Francis?" "Not really." "Let's analyze it: The cat died, right? Why did the cat die?" "Because it was too stupid to see what was going on!" "No, it died because it was curious!" "His keen searching feline mind got him into trouble!" "Ah ha! Trouble he was too clueless to get out of!" "And I suppose your point is that dogs are smarter?" "Of course dogs are smarter! A dog would never..." "You were saying?" "You dumb mutt."