Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 12, 2000

Transcript:

"Nate, this wish list is absurd! I am not going to get you a pot-bellied pig for Christmas!" "Nor am I going to get you a python, a ferret, a 3-toed sloth, a spider monkey, a cockatoo, or a piranha!" "Okay, okay." "I guess those are kind of absurd. I should have asked for a more sensible kind of pet." "...Like, say, a dog!" "He's relentless."