No sport coats beyond the porch because of the so-called “puddle Incident.”
So-called, because… it was an incident involving a puddle.
In case you were wondering.
Meanwhile, I’d hate to tell them, but sport coats or no sport coats…. Rusty and Buster haven’t got a chance…
Not when Miss Millie can snap her front toes and summon the likes of Scooter or High Chief in an instant.
They’re bigger, stronger, and faster…. and more…. …. well…. talented.
And they already know what “high maintenance” means (wink.)
No sport coats beyond the porch because of the so-called “puddle Incident.”
So-called, because… it was an incident involving a puddle.
In case you were wondering.
Meanwhile, I’d hate to tell them, but sport coats or no sport coats…. Rusty and Buster haven’t got a chance…
Not when Miss Millie can snap her front toes and summon the likes of Scooter or High Chief in an instant.
They’re bigger, stronger, and faster…. and more…. …. well…. talented.
And they already know what “high maintenance” means (wink.)