Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen

Ballard Street

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    It doesn’t take any thinking. He is a pain in the buttocks ! And if he activates that loud speaker, I will happily activate a full volley of canon right bake at ’em !

  2. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry said, over 2 years ago

    Too late, Neal, my neighbor’s dog already has that market cornered.

  3. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    And a mighty large pain he could be, with that huge ………. generous butt.

  4. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Well, technically speaking, I suppose he would be a pain in someone else’s but, not his own. Disregard previous comment.

  5. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Linguist

    Do you think he might be wanting to get back at that guy, sorry forget his name (it’s late and my brain is feeling gummy) but that fish guy that lives next door that sets up the card table is is endlessly lecturing on the various aspects of fish? Please let me know before you fire that cannon, I want to duck!

  6. afficionado

    afficionado said, over 2 years ago

    @Linguist
    My neighbours are a pain there too
    Pity it’s illegal to shoot them

  7. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    @beviek

    Will do ( advise you ) and no, Neal has always aspired to have the initials PIA after his name.

  8. barticle35

    barticle35 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I used to have a neighbor like Neal. But I got even. I moved away.

  9. Rottiluv

    Rottiluv said, over 2 years ago

    @Rogue Symmetry

    I understand completely, from 5:30 in the morning until 7:00 at night.

  10. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    It’s a prototype of his hemmorhoid ray gun.

  11. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @RS

    Too late, Neal, my neighbor’s dog already has that market cornered.

    …………………………………………………………….

    Uh oh, is that the one that someone went ‘shopping’ for a few days ago on your ’toon?

  12. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 2 years ago

    One more scotch and I’m off…. well I have been told I’ve been off for years but one more drink and I’m Going Home ( Ahh that reminds me of Alvin Lee at Woodstock….lol)… this is the vid (I’m really going to learn how to post links one of these days… (wait isn’t that Alvin Lee too? I must be getting a bit tippy…lol)….
    http://youtu.be/UGV-CBhnC1w

  13. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 2 years ago

    I’d bet on You Essex… Has Monkey seen those? I bet he’ll want to borrow them…..

  14. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 2 years ago

    @Redkaycei Repoc

    Oooh….Ten Years After. Good idea.

  15. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Hmmm…. I’m thinking Neal’s thoughts include some contemplation of possible retaliation.


    He’s thinking that if he starts being a pain in other people’s behinds, chances are someone will, in turn, be after HIS

    So he has cleverly designed some backside armor out of thin, but nonetheless solid, steel plate…
    and slid it down inside the posterior of his pants.

    That’s why they look even more rigidly geometrical than the usual Ballard St. style…
    He bought a pair of the local angular trousers and then added steel.


    The hard part was making the plates long enough to cover his…. vulnerable region…
    but not so long the tops stick out of his waistband when he sits down.


    It takes a lot of thought to be a PITA.

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