It was a different world back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. There were as yet no sugar substitutes, so hyper-activity was rampant. And brains were small, so "I'm with stupid" t-shirts were hot. It was a time of abundant flora and verbal fun-a, a rough and beastly world in which sometimes the flaky survived, and, fortunately for us, hungry doomed life forms spoke perfectly good English.
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guswild said, 6 months ago
Why didn’t they use the horns for toothpicks
smogtostars said, 6 months ago
Ooh, good one, guswild.